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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2008, 01:31:06 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on August 28, 2008, 01:04:27 PM

46.  I have no need for a pickup truck.



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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2008, 01:48:41 PM »
 First thing out of a redneck's  or  roughneck's mouth when wearing a tie ,YES YOUR HONOR.
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2008, 05:47:45 PM »
48. No Shirt
     No Shoes
     No Service

49. We don't believe in shotgun weddings.

50. I have to get this back to the library.  :)

51. We don't allow dogs under the porch.

52. We don't even own a dog. Cats are better.

53. Hooter's is too low-class for me.

54. I'm stuffed. Can you finish this?

55. You better sort that out for recycling.

56. You can't wear a white T-shirt in the water-park.

57. Scotch is better than Bourbon.
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2008, 06:20:56 PM »
58- I'm voting for obama
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2008, 08:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Majer on August 30, 2008, 06:20:56 PM
58- I'm voting for obama



 ;D Nice,....
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
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Re: 30 things you'll never hear a redneck say
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2008, 11:21:28 PM »
Quote from: Majer on August 30, 2008, 06:20:56 PM
58- I'm voting for obama

Makes me proud to be a Kentuckian!   8)  We aren't all rednecks, however, in this context, I am more than happy to display the pinkish tint of my own neck.   ;D

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