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Jim Kennedy-ar154me

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5320 on: September 29, 2020, 08:29:27 AM »
Quote from: TAB on January 16, 2008, 10:04:15 PM
A father walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.


Had to steel this one also!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5321 on: October 02, 2020, 06:23:35 AM »
^ There must be more to the story but I'm not searching for it.


Anyone getting ready for Halloween or Samhain? I'm still trying to decide on a costume, alien, predator, president, governor, witch, or other?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5322 on: October 14, 2020, 02:30:28 PM »
Ran out of room for my .38spl so I got a clean bucket from the garage.  New motto over at Home Depot now.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5323 on: October 15, 2020, 01:26:09 PM »
Quote from: alfsauve on October 14, 2020, 02:30:28 PM
Ran out of room for my .38spl so I got a clean bucket from the garage.  New motto over at Home Depot now.
  a couple years ago, a employee at the pro desk asked me how many of those buckets i had bought over the years.  I was estimating  25k    I had a standing order of 150 every week for 3 years.    The cost of the employee to cleam a bucket far exceeds the price of rhe bucket. Thats not including all the 5 gallon paint buckets that were reused.  I would guess total 5 gallon buckets in my life time to be betweem 400-500k.


Why is it i can never find a clean one when i need it

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5324 on: October 16, 2020, 09:27:46 AM »
Main reason I wound up with a Contender.
I made about 75,000 I ought to have ONE.   ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5325 on: Today at 10:19:55 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5325 on: October 26, 2020, 01:30:04 AM »
This list of Top 10 World’s Most Powerful Guns 2020 is just so wrong I thought this was the most appropriate place to post it. Maybe you'll get a laugh out of it. Anyone who agrees with it should be be taken out and shot with one of these. Sometimes you need to skim the garbage out of the gene pool. ;)


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5326 on: October 26, 2020, 08:51:33 AM »
I think my IQ was just reduced 10 points.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5327 on: October 26, 2020, 09:07:40 AM »
FAL = The "most powerful rifle". Who knew?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5328 on: October 26, 2020, 03:38:35 PM »
Oh yes, the FAL is much more powerful than the other half dozen rifles using the exact same ammo.
Jeez, people get dumber every day.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5329 on: October 26, 2020, 06:01:50 PM »
Besides the "like" button we need a "vomit" one.
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