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Title: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: ericire12 on December 15, 2009, 01:12:18 PM
.... if you use an empty Little Debbie box to put a Christmas present in. No joke, I just did it.... Yes we are a little hard up for gift boxes this year and I am looking all over the house for anything to use.


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Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: Hazcat on December 15, 2009, 01:59:01 PM
Heck, I've used old newspaper to wrap 'em!
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: ericire12 on December 15, 2009, 02:09:25 PM
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/the17car/rednkcrstms.jpg)
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 15, 2009, 02:45:03 PM
 At work one year I gave a guy a bottle of Vodka wrapped in the "Help Wanted" ads.
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: ellis4538 on December 15, 2009, 03:34:25 PM
Empty snuff tins are real handy to give the wife little trinkets in.  Mom opened up Walnuts and emptied out the nut part and gave the kids money in the glued back up shell.  She also wrapped money around candy canes and hung them on the tree!  Damn, I miss her!

Richard
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: Dakotaranger on December 15, 2009, 06:14:50 PM
Heck, I've used old newspaper to wrap 'em!
Shoot, at least I'm classy enough to use the Sunday comics.  You really are a redneck :D
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: Dakotaranger on December 15, 2009, 06:16:09 PM
At work one year I gave a guy a bottle of Vodka wrapped in the "Help Wanted" ads.
I guess you really wanted to get rid of him
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: ericire12 on December 15, 2009, 06:33:58 PM
At work one year I gave a guy a bottle of Vodka wrapped in the "Help Wanted" ads.

We give whiskey to my wife's grandmother each year
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: twyacht on December 15, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/redneckchristmastree.jpg)

 ;D

and for my friend in West "By God" Virginia!!!
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/redneck_christmas.jpg)

 ???

It was during season, and he had his tags,...so,......
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 15, 2009, 08:54:20 PM
Aluminum foil makes good wrapping paper as well.
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 15, 2009, 11:38:32 PM
Empty snuff tins are real handy to give the wife little trinkets in.  Mom opened up Walnuts and emptied out the nut part and gave the kids money in the glued back up shell.  She also wrapped money around candy canes and hung them on the tree!  Damn, I miss her!

Richard

My Grandmother did that too.


I've wrapped large packages in trash bags before.   ;D

And I think we still have shirt boxes from 1978 floating back and forth between family members from year to year.
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: SwoopSJ on December 15, 2009, 11:58:52 PM
Aluminum foil makes good wrapping paper as well.
It's ecologically friendly, as well.  After Christmas you can use it to make hats.    ;D

Swoop
Title: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
Post by: shooter32 on December 23, 2010, 01:45:43 PM
Title: Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
Post by: deepwater on December 23, 2010, 03:05:26 PM
coon ass Christmas! wow! sounds about right for the Bayou!

(used to work out of Louisiana when I was in the oil field )
Title: Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 23, 2010, 03:12:54 PM
I went to the you tube link, That girl deserves the hits.  LMAO    ;D
Title: Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
Post by: twyacht on December 23, 2010, 04:28:26 PM
I gareaunteee, dem coon ass girls awlrite.. ::)
Title: Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 23, 2010, 07:04:57 PM
I gareaunteee, dem coon ass girls awlrite.. ::)

+10, it's their crazy coon ass brothers you have to watch out for   ;D
Title: Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
Post by: deepwater on December 23, 2010, 07:08:28 PM
what do you get when you fill a bar with coon ass girls?

a full set of teeth!

(right on pecan)  ;D
Title: Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
Post by: Rastus on December 24, 2010, 09:19:18 AM
what do you get when you fill a bar with coon ass girls?

a full set of teeth!

(right on pecan)  ;D

Now you know that depends on whether you're down toward Venice and Boothville, or Fourchon, or Freshwater City.  It varies.  I'd say you were talking about Venice...a few more out of Fourchon and a few less out of Freshwater City.
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: Walter45Auto on December 25, 2010, 12:21:08 PM
My dad used a pair of Magtech .45 ACP ammo boxes to wrap gift cards in last night. ;D


.....If the most popular gifts at your family's party are knives, hand tools, and Bass Pro Shops Gift Cards.....
Title: Redneck Christmas Video
Post by: Walter45Auto on December 25, 2010, 12:23:01 PM


Merry Christmas Y'all!
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: sledgemeister on December 25, 2010, 04:01:27 PM
My Daughters attempt at gift wrapping with........... Duct Tape!

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs014.snc6/166402_10150365261775253_533665252_16339714_5230675_n.jpg)
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 25, 2010, 04:12:12 PM
  Raising her right Sledge  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 25, 2010, 08:57:25 PM
Being lazy, it darn hard to beat a holiday bottle bag. You can fit anything from a shirt to ammo to candy (or you know, a bottle) in them and they don't look like you wrapped the gift with your feet. Swing by the package store or Wally world this week and buy a few on sale at about a buck a pop. They are a godsend if you are artistically challenged like me.
FQ13
Title: Re: Redneck Christmas Video
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 25, 2010, 09:07:53 PM
a thing of beauty Wlter. and yes, the deer heads did get Santa hats at my house. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: TAB on December 25, 2010, 09:32:51 PM
no creative wraping this year  kind of hard to get thru TSA with it.  All the inlaws and my wife went to the movies.  I'm here designing the bathroom.  I've got about 4 diffrent floor plans so far.  I need the mother inlaws feed back on which one  she likes so I can refine the design. ( we all know the women of the houses IMO is the only one that matters)



To me this is more fun then going to a movie.  besides they gave me a budget that might as well be a blank check for what they want.   ;D
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 25, 2010, 10:41:32 PM
When my Dad had his Landscape design business he always said if you sold the woman , she would sell the husband  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: rat31465 on December 26, 2010, 08:05:05 AM
I didn't wrap a gift I purchased for an office Christmas parties Gift Exchange one year....the wife got onto me and told me I had to...so on my way to work I stopped in at McDonalds for a Sausage biscuit and a coffee.  Tossed the gift in the McDonalds bag, big grease stain unused napkins and all. Wrapped Duct tape around the bag and gave it to Co-Worker who thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen.
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: tt11758 on December 26, 2010, 09:08:00 AM
This year when the wife opened her gifts she found what was aadvertised to be:

A chime box
A set of outdoor Christmas candy cane lights
A nativity set



Yes, I DID raid the Christmas Closet looking for boxes.  Told her if she wanted stuff in the right boxes and wrapped perfectly I'd have to shop someplace besides Wally World.

Good thing the lady has a sense of humor.   ;D
Title: Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
Post by: CJS3 on December 26, 2010, 09:46:47 AM
Lunch paper sack with a bow.