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You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« on: December 15, 2009, 01:12:18 PM »
.... if you use an empty Little Debbie box to put a Christmas present in. No joke, I just did it.... Yes we are a little hard up for gift boxes this year and I am looking all over the house for anything to use.


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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 01:59:01 PM »
Heck, I've used old newspaper to wrap 'em!
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 02:09:25 PM »
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 02:45:03 PM »
 At work one year I gave a guy a bottle of Vodka wrapped in the "Help Wanted" ads.
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 03:34:25 PM »
Empty snuff tins are real handy to give the wife little trinkets in.  Mom opened up Walnuts and emptied out the nut part and gave the kids money in the glued back up shell.  She also wrapped money around candy canes and hung them on the tree!  Damn, I miss her!

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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 06:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on December 15, 2009, 01:59:01 PM
Heck, I've used old newspaper to wrap 'em!
Shoot, at least I'm classy enough to use the Sunday comics.  You really are a redneck :D
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 06:16:09 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 15, 2009, 02:45:03 PM
At work one year I gave a guy a bottle of Vodka wrapped in the "Help Wanted" ads.
I guess you really wanted to get rid of him
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 06:33:58 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 15, 2009, 02:45:03 PM
At work one year I gave a guy a bottle of Vodka wrapped in the "Help Wanted" ads.

We give whiskey to my wife's grandmother each year
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 08:52:33 PM »


 ;D

and for my friend in West "By God" Virginia!!!


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It was during season, and he had his tags,...so,......
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 08:54:20 PM »
Aluminum foil makes good wrapping paper as well.
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