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Title: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: TAB on December 18, 2009, 08:15:01 PM
So a Female relative of mine is called me up complaining of a funny sound coming from her car this morning.  so she pulls over calls AAA and has it towed home.  I get there at about 10 am to take a look at it.  So I have the hood poped, she startes it up.  There is no doubt, she threw a rod.  Now this car is a 01, it has a little over 80ks miles on it.  She got the car when it had about 35k miles on it.  in that time, she never had the oil changed or even checked it.   >:(

So now I get the joyful task of putting a motor in it.  yay   >:(

I went ahead and strated draining all the fluids.  I could only get about half a quart of oil out of it, and what came out was like black vasoline.  it might work as axle grease...



Rant off
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: twyacht on December 18, 2009, 08:19:37 PM
The "Service Engine Soon" light bulb probably burned out 25,000 miles ago,.......

"Female Relative",.....That means you can't charge her for stupidity,... ???

Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Ulmus on December 18, 2009, 08:20:28 PM
How old is she?  I only ask this because if she's near your age, you could tell her that you will not touch the car unless she learns hot to do the simple things like check the oil and then log it in a small sprial.

That way you get to show her what to do and check up on her sho that this doesn't happen again.

Just a thought.
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: TAB on December 18, 2009, 08:22:32 PM
34, she knows better
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Big Frank on December 18, 2009, 08:33:05 PM
My ex never changed her oil and I always had to do it. She never knew when her last oil change was or what her mileage was either and I kept asking. One time she went 35,000 miles before I checked it mysef. I told her if she blew the engine I wasn't buying her another car. Shortly after our divorce she was driving a Geo so I guess she blew it up.

This is the same woman who aired up her tires at a gas station to the maximum pressure the compressor had. One tire exploded with the belts seperating and blew the fender off. I checked one the other tires and my gauge broke. I used a special high pressure gauge and it pinned the needle on all three tires.
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Pathfinder on December 18, 2009, 08:58:54 PM
Sounds like my ex, JF, except she never aired up the tires unless they were flat.

She used to drive with the washer fluid idiot light on, never replaced the fluid unless the windshield was so filthy that you couldn't see through it. I warned her not to do that, that she would become accustomed to having warning lights on, not a good thing.

She called me from the side of the road, said the car was smoking. I got there, checked it out - no water. She had a hose come lose from a strap and cut a hole, drained the system, and of course the idiot light came on. When I saw the light and asked her about it, she said what light? Warped the head.

She got the car in the divorce - on purpose, no way I would go near it - and she ended up literally driving the car into the road - the repairs were higher than what the vehicle was worth.
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: bulldog75 on December 18, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Make her get a bike and peddle it to where she needs to go, maybe she will start to take care of her property.
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: billt on December 21, 2009, 06:41:32 AM
I'm a total freak about oil changes. Both my truck and Mel's car get a oil and filter change every 2,000 miles. We bought both new in 1991, and they run as well as the day we bought them. Both pass emission tests with flying colors. We took the Mustang 5.0 up to Prescott this past week when we bought our 2, milled AK's, and both ways, (208 miles total) it averaged 21.1 MPG. We drove 75 MPH on cruise all the way. Not too bad for a V-8 with 140,000 miles.  Bill T.
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: philw on December 21, 2009, 08:11:52 AM
reminds me of a Story my Bro-outlaw  told me



chick    saw oil light on,   pulled in to servo  and quote "Toped it up"


paid for oil   drove down the road  10 mins   white smoke bellowing out of the car   making funny noise,   

called my Bro inlaw    then car stops.     he goes to pick her up and tow the car    asked what happened.   well the light came on so I filled the oil up.  ok how much did you put in    um.... to the top (  of the engine IE  filled it to the top of the filler ) 

oil was pissing out of it everywhere  the engine had ceased  up.  also a lack of water in the radiator did not help   
new engine needed


year later    apparently she did the same thing again   


some people should not own cars 
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: ericire12 on December 21, 2009, 08:14:47 AM
TAB, find some cover!
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Rastus on December 21, 2009, 09:24:10 AM
It is definitely a gene thing...and we are there because of jeans so...we're stuck.   ::)

I use the high priced synthetic oil in the wife's vehicles.  Twice the water pump went out (separate vehicles) and I got 45k more miles out of one of them and 75k outof the other before I could afford to change them out.  The first one actually ran so hot it stopped running...maybe twice.  I doubt I would have had the good fortune if I had been running standard oil which has limited high temperature performance.  On the second one there was a warped head that let antifreeze in the crankcase when it got cold....I added some grits to the radiator and voila'...no more problem.

But a thrown rod...man I hate to work on cars especially before the Holidays.
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 10:36:37 AM
My ex never changed her oil and I always had to do it. She never knew when her last oil change was or what her mileage was either and I kept asking. One time she went 35,000 miles before I checked it mysef. I told her if she blew the engine I wasn't buying her another car. Shortly after our divorce she was driving a Geo so I guess she blew it up.

This is the same woman who aired up her tires at a gas station to the maximum pressure the compressor had. One tire exploded with the belts seperating and blew the fender off. I checked one the other tires and my gauge broke. I used a special high pressure gauge and it pinned the needle on all three tires.


She was a blonde, wasn't she, Frank?  ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 10:42:51 AM
When the spousal unit and I were dating she came to me because her car was "making a funny noise".  It sounded like a Singer sewing machine.  I asked her when she had last checked her oil......she gave me a blank stare.  I asked when she had last CHANGED her oil....her response, "You've gotta CHANGE it?!?"

I calmly explained to her that if her car needed both oil and gas, but she had enough for only one of the two, she should put in  oil.  I explained that if her car quit running because it ran out of gas she could put in more gas and it would run again.  But, if it  stopped running because it ran out of OIL, she could pour oil into it until Hell turns Methodist and it ain't gonna run anymore.

Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy voice, the butt and the boobs, I SWEAR I wouldn't even bother TALKING to them.    ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: shooter32 on December 21, 2009, 10:49:40 AM
Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy voice, the butt and the boobs, I SWEAR I wouldn't even bother TALKING to them.    ;D

 ;D ;D ;D



You might have a prolonged stay in the corner for that one tt.   ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Timothy on December 21, 2009, 10:55:12 AM
Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy whatever..., the butt and the boobs.....    ;D

Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman....... :D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: shooter32 on December 21, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman....... :D

3 ft. tall and a flat head. 




 ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Timothy on December 21, 2009, 11:01:17 AM
3 ft. tall and a flat head. 

 ;D

I considered that but I don't drink anymore!

 ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 11:11:51 AM
;D ;D ;D



You might have a prolonged stay in the corner for that one tt.   ;D


That's ok, there's a fresh keg on the kegerator and I'll at least get some peace and quiet.   ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 11:13:09 AM
Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman....... :D

You forgot "nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store."
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 11:13:50 AM
Mom is SOOOO gonna have my ass for this thread!!    ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: shooter32 on December 21, 2009, 03:23:23 PM
You forgot "nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7UFOmVFT8o

;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: ericire12 on December 21, 2009, 04:00:27 PM
Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy voice, the butt and the boobs, I SWEAR I wouldn't even bother TALKING to them.    ;D

Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman....... :D

3 ft. tall and a flat head. 
 ;D

You forgot "nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store."

Ummmm...... I think the one-night-stand is clear winner. "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!"
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 21, 2009, 07:35:11 PM
Saw the "perfect woman" once and took a picture.    ;D


Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Big Frank on December 21, 2009, 07:55:33 PM

She was a blonde, wasn't she, Frank?  ;D

She sure was. A supposedly well educated substitute teacher too. Maybe that's why I couldn't tell her anything. She was too smart to listen to me.
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Big Frank on December 21, 2009, 07:58:20 PM
Mom is SOOOO gonna have my ass for this thread!!    ;D

TAB started it.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Pathfinder on December 21, 2009, 08:09:50 PM
Saw the "perfect woman" once and took a picture.    ;D

OK, so if she's perfect, where are the boobs? ? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: ericire12 on December 21, 2009, 10:10:42 PM
OK, so if she's perfect, where are the boobs? ? ? ? ?

+1
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 21, 2009, 10:13:31 PM
OK, so if she's perfect, where are the boobs? ? ? ? ?

There always has to be a trade-off somewhere.     :-\
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 22, 2009, 07:51:00 PM

Was she blond........ Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!"...........deaf mute??
if it wasn't the butt and the boobs, you SWEAR you wouldn't even bother TALKING to them??? uhhhh say what??.
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Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Pathfinder on December 22, 2009, 08:39:32 PM
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Well, to answer that, perhaps you could fill us in on why you keep marrying them? ? ? ?

With that I am running as fast as my fat ass can run to the corner . . . .
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 22, 2009, 08:48:29 PM
Well, to answer that, perhaps you could fill us in on why you keep marrying them? ? ? ?

With that I am running as fast as my fat ass can run to the corner . . . .


You've gone and done it now.........run, run, run.........
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: Majer on December 22, 2009, 09:20:41 PM




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to buy you purple guns and entertainment value... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 22, 2009, 11:14:57 PM
  Heavy lifting ?   ;D
(M'ette, you will please note this is MY first post in this thread   ;D )
Title: Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
Post by: TAB on December 23, 2009, 02:17:03 AM





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