When the spousal unit and I were dating she came to me because her car was "making a funny noise". It sounded like a Singer sewing machine. I asked her when she had last checked her oil......she gave me a blank stare. I asked when she had last CHANGED her oil....her response, "You've gotta CHANGE it?!?"
I calmly explained to her that if her car needed both oil and gas, but she had enough for only one of the two, she should put in oil. I explained that if her car quit running because it ran out of gas she could put in more gas and it would run again. But, if it stopped running because it ran out of OIL, she could pour oil into it until Hell turns Methodist and it ain't gonna run anymore.
Women: If it weren't for the soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy voice, the butt and the boobs, I SWEAR I wouldn't even bother TALKING to them.
