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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: ericire12 on January 25, 2010, 09:19:23 AM
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Yes, he is using teleprompters to talk to little kids in an elementary school......
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9Bx0L3n3uAo/S1zXiHKAx3I/AAAAAAAAGyU/mu_nuQEXw58/s1600-h/obamasixthgraders.jpg
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*The need for the secret service guy is just as bad as the need for the teleprompters
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Where are all the children did someone tell the Parents I was coming?
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This makes even me want to bang my head against the wall. Love him or hate him, you don't get to be editor of the Harvard Law Review by being stupid. Why can the man not memorize a speech, or, God forbid, just wing it? W may have been an idiot, but at least he could speak in public without all this crap. WTF?
FQ13 who is counting the hours till 5 o'clock, and for this, GMT will do :P
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"O.K. kids. Let me start by telling you how great I am and how lucky you are that I am your leader. When I am finished, the bread line starts around the corner."
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"Hmmmm.... perhaps an Indoctrination Czar would help free up more of my day."
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That man behind me has orders to shoot any one over 3 foot 6 inches tall.
I use a tele prompter because like the bills I sign , I don't read the speeches in advance.
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"Eat your heart out Hugo, this is how you indoctrinate"
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"Eat your heart out Hugo, this is how you indoctrinate"
Much as it pains me to say it, this should get the comment of the day award. Unfreaking believable!
FQ13
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Not a caption, but an observation: BO always drives me nuts when he speaks by his constantly looking from side to side, never straight ahead. Now I see why: there's no teleprompter straight ahead.
Caption: You may be wondering why I called this meeting. I need all of you to throw temper tantrums and hold your breath until you parents support my health care plan. If you need an example on how to do this, watch Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.
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I have got to get one of these play mats for the Oval Office ... Hey dude, pack this thing up when we leave.
Reference to the Flag - I'd lead you in the Pledge of Allegiance, but I'm not really sure of what it means myself.
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I have got to get one of these play mats for the Oval Office ... Hey dude, pack this thing up when we leave.
Reference to the Flag - I'd lead you in the Pledge of Allegiance, but I'm not really sure of what it means myself I don't know it!.
Fixed it, shorter is better! ;)
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Obama: "I here by announce my candidacy for Student Body President..."
Presidential Aid: "Ummmm... Sir, you can stop campaigning."
Obama: "Sorry, force of habit..... besides this is really all I know how to do."
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Ok, Boys and Girls, ...be sure to tell Mommy and Daddy that you want the full set of BHO action figures and, remember, my Hope and Change video game will be out for the Holidays.
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"Vote early. Vote often."
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"Hola! Me llamo Presidente Obama."
*I dont care who you are, thats funny right there!
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"Hola! Me llamo Presidente Obama."
*I dont care who you are, thats funny right there!
Actually, not so much, but the student council line really was. Learn to quit while you're ahead Eric. ;D
FQ13
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Ok, Boys and Girls, ...be sure to tell Mommy and Daddy that you want the full set of BHO action figures and, remember, my Hope and Change video game will be out for the Holidays.
They've also got one for my age group planned as well, I think the title was: Call of Marxism: Modern Revolution 2.
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Actually, not so much, but the student council line really was. Learn to quit while you're ahead Eric. ;D
FQ13
I take it you have not been in a public school lately. ::)
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I take it you have not been in a public school lately. ::)
Sadly yes. I volunteer to teach ESL. Its still not funny, just freaking sad. You may not make me a conservative, but when it comes to immigration policy, I'm about two steps to the right of Pat Buchanan.
FQ13
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Kid in the third row: "YOU LIE!"
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(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10936.0;attach=5708;image)
"You in the second row: It's 'Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm.' 3 mmms, OK? Now, let's, uh, take it from the top."
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"You in the second row: It's 'Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm.' 3 mmms, OK? Now, let's, uh, take it from the top."
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Caption: You may be wondering why I called this meeting. I need all of you to throw temper tantrums and hold your breath until you parents support my health care plan. If you need an example on how to do this, watch Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.
My vote for comment of the day!!!! Absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all week!
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"I am here today to tell you about the new 'nap and potty tax' I will be asking congress to vote on."
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"Ohhhhh, your leader has a first name....it's B-A-R-R-Y.
And your leader has a second name it's O-B-A-M-A.
Oh, you'll LOVE to see him every day,
And if you ask me 'Why', I'll saaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy..........
'Cause Socialism is the way and B-A-R-R-Y's OK."
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"Ohhhhh, your leader has a first name....it's B-A-R-R-Y.
And your leader has a second name it's O-B-A-M-A.
Oh, you'll LOVE to see him every day,
And if you ask me 'Why', I'll saaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy..........
'Cause Socialism is the way and B-A-R-R-Y's OK."
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! I had thought of a caption but now I can't remember it. Your killin me Peg. Geeez that's funny!!!
How about " I want to tell you boys about the new dress code and you girls can't...uh won't have to come to school anymore".
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How many times do I have to tell you it is two names ...
Barack! Obama!
The Hussein is silent!
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Does this make me look like my cousin Osama.
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A..............B...............C...............D..............D...............D ??!!!!!!
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!!
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How's that?... edited on just my phone! Hehehee!
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Children I am here today to explain the programs I am enacting now, You and your kids will be paying for when you grow up.
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Obama: Ok, now we are going to open things up for some Question & Answer time.... ummm...... the cute little girl in the blue dress in the back. Yes, sweetie, whats your question?"
Little Girl: "My mommy said that she voted for you and now she wished she hadn't."
Obama: "Thats not really a question."
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Effective Immediately your nutritional needs are now porridge. No more tater-tots, we're taking a Bloomberg approach and making some cut-backs. No more salt either.
Go home watch Oliver Twist.
Please report any mothers and fathers that disagree, to the man behind me.
BHO to SS: "We'll need more Black Helicopters".....
Good grief....Sure am glad no rug rat, ankle biter took the chance and made a go at him....or threw a shoe.... ;)
One day I hope we can all look back at this BHO time and just shrug our shoulders and say "It was a ***** up time", but we survived, and made it better ourselves.
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One day I hope we can all look back at this BHO time and just shrug our shoulders and say "It was a ***** up time", but we survived, and made it better ourselves.
I've been watching some episodes of that old TV show Millennium recently. I always liked what they used to say as the reason for the group. Usually, someone asks if the MG believed all that millennial Revelations stuff. The response would be - I don't know, but some of us don't want to just sit around and hope for a happy ending. Same here with bho.
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You do remember the millenium guys turned out to be evil right? ;D
FQ13
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What do you think of deportation orders for "Progressives", Would that make ME evil ?
How about a televised mass execution of politicians ?
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What do you think of deportation orders for "Progressives", Would that make ME evil ?
How about a televised mass execution of politicians ?
Well Grasshopper, you try to deport me and your kung-fu better be better than mine. Or, since we are both too old for that crap, we'll call it ARs at 100 yards. ;D Or maybe Glocks at 10. ;D ;D ;D
FQ13
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Well Grasshopper, you try to deport me and your kung-fu better be better than mine. Or, since we are both too old for that crap, we'll call it ARs at 100 yards. ;D Or maybe Glocks at 10. ;D ;D ;D
FQ13
I don't know about Tom's kung-fu being better, but I know for a fact that his AR is better than yours! ;D
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I don't know about Tom's kung-fu being better, but I know for a fact that his AR is better than yours! ;D
Bring enough gun! :)
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Well Grasshopper, you try to deport me and your kung-fu better be better than mine. Or, since we are both too old for that crap, we'll call it ARs at 100 yards. ;D Or maybe Glocks at 10. ;D ;D ;D
FQ13
Did you just admit to being a "progressive"?.......So, libertarianism is progressivism?
I'd better check with Jay Severin on that one....I think he'd disagree!
;)
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What do you think of deportation orders for "Progressives", Would that make ME evil ?
How about a televised mass execution of politicians ?
Pay-Per-View!!!
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Pay-Per-View!!!
Great fundraiser for DRTV! Actually, I will resubmit my earlier idea of a DRTV weekend. We pick a campgound close to a paintball field and a good outdoor range. Day 1, we all suck up to Billt and Kilopopparomeo so we can play with their very cool toys. Day two, its the paintball field to settle any scores. ;D
FQ13 who doesn't think anyone who drives a ten yeard old F-150 and carries a gun if he's wearing pants can be labeled a progressive. I'd scare Pelosi almost as much she scares me. ;D
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Great fundraiser for DRTV! Actually, I will resubmit my earlier idea of a DRTV weekend. We pick a campgound close to a paintball field and a good outdoor range. Day 1, we all suck up to Billt and Kilopopparomeo so we can play with their very cool toys. Day two, its the paintball field to settle any scores. ;D
FQ13 who doesn't think anyone who drives a ten yeard old F-150 and carries a gun if he's wearing pants can be labeled a progressive. I'd scare Pelosi almost as much she scares me. ;D
Asking on behalf of more than just myself, can you do paintball from lawn chairs?
;D
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Yes, but it makes the dodging a bit difficult. ;D
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Yes, but it makes the dodging a bit difficult. ;D
Shield.
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Shield.
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Perfect. The Plexiglas ones used by Law Enforcement. We can gather our lawn chairs in a tight circle and hold our shields in an overlapping pattern. Like a Geriatric 300
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Perfect. The Plexiglas ones used by Law Enforcement. We can gather our lawn chairs in a tight circle and hold our shields in an overlapping patter. Like a Geriatric 300
Absotively.
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I found another picture of Obummer.
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Great fundraiser for DRTV! Actually, I will resubmit my earlier idea of a DRTV weekend. We pick a campgound close to a paintball field and a good outdoor range. Day 1, we all suck up to Billt and Kilopopparomeo so we can play with their very cool toys. Day two, its the paintball field to settle any scores. ;D
FQ13 who doesn't think anyone who drives a ten yeard old F-150 and carries a gun if he's wearing pants can be labeled a progressive. I'd scare Pelosi almost as much she scares me. ;D
I know I'm gonna regret asking this. But what do you carry when you're NOT wearing pants? ;D
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Perfect. The Plexiglas ones used by Law Enforcement. We can gather our lawn chairs in a tight circle and hold our shields in an overlapping pattern. Like a Geriatric 300
Count me in.
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I know I'm gonna regret asking this. But what do you carry when you're NOT wearing pants? ;D
If its the kilt, its a Skean Dubh and a set of Tweedy pipes, if its less, its what God gave me. ;D
FQ13
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If its the kilt, its a Skean Dubh and a set of Tweedy pipes, if its less, its what God gave me. ;D
FQ13
I was right.............I regret asking. ;D
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I regret you asking too. ;)
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I was right.............I regret asking. ;D
As a wise man once said, Scottland is not for the squeamish. The same holds true for those of us decended from them. ;D
FQ13 Who says, ochh mon, ya ask a stupid question and I'll tell you no lies, though ye might wish I had, ya great berk.. ;D ;D ;D