More Obama Caption fun

[ericire12]

Yes, he is using teleprompters to talk to little kids in an elementary school......



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*The need for the secret service guy is just as bad as the need for the teleprompters

[Swamp Yankee]

Where are all the children did someone tell the Parents I was coming?

[fightingquaker13]

This makes even me want to bang my head against the wall. Love him or hate him, you don't get to be editor of the Harvard Law Review by being stupid. Why can the man not memorize a speech, or, God forbid, just wing it? W may have been an idiot, but at least he could speak in public without all this crap. WTF?
FQ13 who is counting the hours till 5 o'clock, and for this, GMT will do

[1911 Junkie]

"O.K. kids. Let me start by telling you how great I am and how lucky you are that I am your leader. When I am finished, the bread line starts around the corner."

[ericire12]

"Hmmmm.... perhaps an Indoctrination Czar would help free up more of my day."

[Sponsor]

[tombogan03884]

 That man behind me has orders to shoot any one over 3 foot 6 inches tall.

I use a tele prompter because like the bills I sign , I don't read the speeches in advance.

[Neon Knight Anubis]

"Eat your heart out Hugo, this is how you indoctrinate"

[fightingquaker13]

"Eat your heart out Hugo, this is how you indoctrinate"

Much as it pains me to say it, this should get the comment of the day award. Unfreaking believable!
FQ13

[bjc1369]

Not a caption, but an observation: BO always drives me nuts when he speaks by his constantly looking from side to side, never straight ahead.  Now I see why: there's no teleprompter straight ahead.

Caption:  You may be wondering why I called this meeting.  I need all of you to throw temper tantrums and hold your breath until you parents support my health care plan.  If you need an example on how to do this, watch Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.

[MikeBjerum]

I have got to get one of these play mats for the Oval Office ... Hey dude, pack this thing up when we leave.

Reference to the Flag - I'd lead you in the Pledge of Allegiance, but I'm not really sure of what it means myself.