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Title: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 17, 2010, 06:58:26 AM
Ok, I'll admit it. I watched the show "Hot in Cleaveland". :-[ In my defense I will say that I had a crush on Valerie Bertenelli when I was ten and she was on "One Day At a Time". The clencher was Betty White on SNL a few weeks back. Sweet my ass! She is old enough not to give a f..k enough to bother lieing about who she is. Plus, her sense of comedic timing and nuance is rare. Add to that an 80 something year old putting up with the demanding hours of filming a weekly show? I give her props.
I wanted to say I hated the show, and the first segment sucked, making this a tempting option. I'd like to say I just watched it as an homage to a 5th grader's crush and respect for a tough old broad, but I just can't. It was funny as hell. Not great, but better than anything else on at 10 pm on a Wednesday night. Is anyone else willing to admit they watched the thing?
FQ13
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisining! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: BAC on June 17, 2010, 07:04:54 AM
Where's Cleavland?
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisining! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: crusader rabbit on June 17, 2010, 07:20:03 AM
Where's Cleavland?

Someplace in Ohoio.  Neer Lake Earey. 

C'mon Quaker...  if you're drinkin' this early, you need to start with the meetings...  sheesh.

Submitted by Crusader who doesn't always spell correctly, but who doesn't always spell incorrectly, either
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisining! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Solus on June 17, 2010, 08:55:05 AM
Someplace in Ohoio.  Neer Lake Earey

C'mon Quaker...  if you're drinkin' this early, you need to start with the meetings...  sheesh.

Submitted by Crusader who doesn't always spell correctly, but who doesn't always spell incorrectly, either

The lake isn't the only thing eerie about Cleveland.
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: SwoopSJ on June 17, 2010, 09:53:57 AM
Is anyone else willing to admit they watched the thing?

Yeah, I saw a few seconds... as I fumbled the remote due to panic.   ;D

Swoop
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Pathfinder on June 17, 2010, 07:19:55 PM
Ok, I'll admit it. I watched the show "Hot in Cleaveland". :-[ In my defense I will say that I had a crush on Valerie Bertenelli when I was ten and she was on "One Day At a Time". The clencher was Betty White on SNL a few weeks back. Sweet my ass! She is old enough not to give a f..k enough to bother lieing about who she is. Plus, her sense of comedic timing and nuance is rare. Add to that an 80 something year old putting up with the demanding hours of filming a weekly show? I give her props.
I wanted to say I hated the show, and the first segment sucked, making this a tempting option. I'd like to say I just watched it as an homage to a 5th grader's crush and respect for a tough old broad, but I just can't. It was funny as hell. Not great, but better than anything else on at 10 pm on a Wednesday night. Is anyone else willing to admit they watched the thing?
FQ13

Hands off, dick-wad, she's mine. I almost had to have Eddy whacked to get him to screw up with her and get dumped!

Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.: When I saw this title, I thought you were finally coming out of the closet . . .

And Betty White? Maybe when she was on MTM (and I really mean maybe) but now? Loser!!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Solus on June 17, 2010, 07:39:48 PM
Ok, I'll admit it. I watched the show "Hot in Cleaveland". :-[ In my defense I will say that I had a crush on Valerie Bertenelli when I was ten and she was on "One Day At a Time". The clencher was Betty White on SNL a few weeks back. Sweet my ass! She is old enough not to give a f..k enough to bother lieing about who she is. Plus, her sense of comedic timing and nuance is rare. Add to that an 80 something year old putting up with the demanding hours of filming a weekly show? I give her props.
I wanted to say I hated the show, and the first segment sucked, making this a tempting option. I'd like to say I just watched it as an homage to a 5th grader's crush and respect for a tough old broad, but I just can't. It was funny as hell. Not great, but better than anything else on at 10 pm on a Wednesday night. Is anyone else willing to admit they watched the thing?
FQ13

I didn't watch it, but had I known it was on then I would have...

I had a string of adult crushes on three women from TV series that were similar to Valerie, Valerie being the last.

The first one was Karen Valentine from Room 222

The second was Connie Sellecca from  America's Greatest Hero

Valerie was the 3rd and final young lady of that phase. 

None of the three worked out and, after much soul searching, switched to Blonds. 
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: m25operator on June 17, 2010, 07:42:18 PM
She is like Debbie Reynolds as she is getting older she is getting bolder. ( Debbie is much hotter of course ), now the best part of a very crappy movie " Lake Placid "

Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Timothy on June 17, 2010, 09:32:26 PM
Ann Margaret
Catherine Deneuve
Gina Lolabrigida
Brigit Bardot
Racheal Welch
Linda Evans
Leslie Caron
Sophia Loren
Claudia Cardinale

these are the beauties of my youth.....Valerie would do in a pinch...

 ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: McGyver on June 19, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
"Ok, I'll admit it. I watched the show "Hot in Cleavageland".

There ya go FQ! FIFY!   ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 19, 2010, 01:09:23 PM
Ann Margaret
Catherine Deneuve
Gina Lolabrigida
Brigit Bardot
Racheal Welch
Linda Evans
Leslie Caron
Sophia Loren
Claudia Cardinale

these are the beauties of my youth.....Valerie would do in a pinch...

 ;D

+1

I didn't grow up back in those days, but love classic movies from the 40's-60's. Those actresses had something that is strongly lacking these days. IMHO, Maureen O'Hara was one hot redhead......but that's JMHO. Katherine Hepburn was a classic beauty in her younger days too.


http://www.marocharim.com/2008/05/25/x-list-hollywoods-most-beautiful/

Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 19, 2010, 10:15:42 PM
Saw RW on TV this morning, WOW, she still looks darn good for nearly 70 !
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: r_w on June 20, 2010, 07:34:45 PM
Saw RW on TV this morning, WOW, she still looks darn good for nearly 70 !

+1.  :o She is looking INCREDIBLE. 

Of course, most of Timothy's list are still looking awesome. 
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Pathfinder on June 20, 2010, 08:32:47 PM
Saw RW on TV this morning, WOW, she still looks darn good for nearly 70 !

+1.  :o She is looking INCREDIBLE. 
Of course, most of Timothy's list are still looking awesome. 

Better living through chemistry.
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: McGyver on June 20, 2010, 08:42:18 PM
FIFY Path!

"Better living through surgery."
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Big Frank on June 21, 2010, 06:28:40 PM
I saw a rebroadcast of it. Typical sitcom. It might last a year.
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: JC5123 on June 23, 2010, 12:56:56 PM
Maybe it's just because I'm a little younger, but I kinda go for Mariska Hargitay.....
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 23, 2010, 04:34:34 PM
Maybe it's just because I'm a little younger, but I kinda go for Mariska Hargitay.....

Yep...me too.

Of course, she has classic bloodlines.....Jayne Mansfield was her mom.
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Timothy on June 23, 2010, 04:37:27 PM
Maybe it's just because I'm a little younger, but I kinda go for Mariska Hargitay.....

Yea, she'll do!  Age has nothing to do with a classic beauty!  Legs are good too!

 ;D

the rest of her.....can we say.....YUMMY!
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: ratcatcher55 on June 23, 2010, 04:56:48 PM
Dawn Wells  AKA Mary Ann on Gilliigans Island
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: TAB on June 23, 2010, 04:57:52 PM
you know now that I think about, there are a bunch of shows i've watched simply to see the women "starring" in them.
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 23, 2010, 05:00:00 PM
you know now that I think about, there are a bunch of shows i've watched simply to see the women "starring" in them.

You don't really think I watched "The Dukes of Hazard" for the well-thought out plot lines did you?

 ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: TAB on June 23, 2010, 05:04:23 PM
they had plot lines?
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 23, 2010, 05:09:43 PM
they had plot lines?

Uh, yeah........

See script below

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Daisy_Duke.jpg)
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleveland.
Post by: Timothy on June 23, 2010, 05:51:28 PM
You don't really think I watched "The Dukes of Hazard" for the well-thought out plot lines did you?

 ;D

We used to watch "The Love Boat" with the sound turned off!

Kinda like a Jennifer Lopez video!
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Solus on June 23, 2010, 07:23:47 PM
Of course Bay Watch was different.  Used to just listen to th e sound track of that one  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 24, 2010, 01:54:50 AM
I wonder if Brigit Bardot will be doing another Playboy shoot ?

FU Ratcatcher !  GINGER !!   ;D

Jayne Mansfield was sleeping with Howard Hughes, He wanted to show off her chest in the movies his studio (forget which ) was making for her.
So Howard called in some aviation engineers to design a cantilevered bra that could function with out straps.
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Timothy on June 24, 2010, 06:11:39 AM
I think that was Jane Russell's ample bosom that Hughes was trying to control....

 ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: BAC on June 24, 2010, 06:38:37 AM
I think that was Jane Russell's ample bosom that Hughes was trying to control....

 ;D

Wasn't the movie called The Outlaw?
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Hazcat on June 24, 2010, 08:10:13 AM
Wasn't the movie called The Outlaw?

Yep.  And he wasn't trying to show it, he was trying to hide it!
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: ratcatcher55 on June 24, 2010, 08:53:15 AM
I wonder if Brigit Bardot will be doing another Playboy shoot ?

FU Ratcatcher !  GINGER !!   ;D

Jayne Mansfield was sleeping with Howard Hughes, He wanted to show off her chest in the movies his studio (forget which ) was making for her.
So Howard called in some aviation engineers to design a cantilevered bra that could function with out straps.

FU Tom, Ginger acted like an ex-wife. Probably fridged.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Timothy on June 24, 2010, 09:04:16 AM
Yep.  And he wasn't trying to show it, he was trying to hide it!

I visited the "Spruce Goose" museum in Long Beach about 25 years ago.  They had an exhibit dedicated to Jane, Howard and the engineering involved in the brasiers he helped design.

It was interesting for more than just the engineering... ;D

The plane and the Queen Mary were pretty cool too!
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 25, 2010, 09:30:37 AM
Yep.  And he wasn't trying to show it, he was trying to hide it!

The bastard! 




 ;)   ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 25, 2010, 10:35:18 AM
Some blonde named Jane with big hooters.  It was still the most "uplifting" job those engineers ever worked on  ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on June 25, 2010, 11:53:37 AM
Some blonde named Jane with big hooters.  It was still the most "uplifting" job those engineers ever worked on  ;D

It was Jane Russell in "The Outlaw".  Howard Hughes even directed it. Tame by todays standards but Jane was a very healthy girl.
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 25, 2010, 12:02:30 PM
Thank you Johnny Bravo  ;D
And thank God Harlow's first name was JEAN. I think she and Marilyn Monroe are the one large Hootered blondes of that era we missed  ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on June 25, 2010, 05:13:44 PM
Thank you Johnny Bravo  ;D
And thank God Harlow's first name was JEAN. I think she and Marilyn Monroe are the one large Hootered blondes of that era we missed  ;D   ;D
It was 1943 and she wasn't blonde. Tom .........you have to look at her head to notice.  ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: tt11758 on June 25, 2010, 05:21:09 PM
Maybe it's just because I'm a little younger, but I kinda go for Mariska Hargitay.....


How could Jayne Mansfield's daughter NOT be smokin hot?
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: tt11758 on June 25, 2010, 05:24:35 PM
Oh yeah, btw, FQ, stay the hell away from Valerie Bertinelli.  That's my future ex-wife you're drooling over!!    ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Timothy on June 25, 2010, 06:33:12 PM
It was 1943 and she wasn't blonde. Tom .........you have to look at her head to notice.  ;D

Norma Jean was not a blond either.........but those of us who grew up with her didn't care.  My Mom bought me a semi-neked poster of Marilyn when I was about 14.  It stretched about five feet of wall above my bed!

 ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: TAB on June 25, 2010, 06:38:11 PM
Norma Jean was not a blond either.........but those of us who grew up with her didn't care.  My Mom bought me a semi-neked poster of Marilyn when I was about 14.  It stretched about five feet of wall above my bed!

 ;D

pervert






Atleast get one that was full nude   ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 26, 2010, 01:12:21 AM
  
Can your Blonds do this ?

  


                                                 ;D
Title: Re: Estrogen Poisoning! Hot In Cleaveland.
Post by: Solus on June 26, 2010, 06:16:30 AM
 
Can your Blonds do this ?


                                                 ;D

Have to admit Kelly Lebrock is a knock out.  Liked the movie too...not sure why...maybe because it really didn't try to prove anything.  Just a lighthearted coming of age movie.  Kelly's line I remember most was   "Party's over"

I also liked a similar movie Zapped.