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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: fightingquaker13 on August 03, 2010, 04:20:35 AM
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Having lost a great job as a camp ground host in Yellowstone due concerns over a "dangerous" ::) Girizzly, I give you this. You want dangerous? Come to Florida. ;D
FQ13
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can't see it. It wants me to make a yahoo account.
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Quaker, the link takes me to my Yahoo Mail account. I don'tknow how you did that... ::)
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Quaker, the link takes me to my Yahoo Mail account. I don'tknow how you did that... ::)
It's because you haven't logged off of Yahoo most likely...his linky is fubar!
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It's because you haven't logged off of Yahoo most likely...his linky is fubar!
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No wonder, he posted at 4:20 in the morning!! Sheesh man, what are you smokin, that you're not sleepin? ::) ;D
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My lovely dog decided that sprinklers turning on was a full fledged attack. ::) She's generally very quiet, so after grabbing the gun and phone,It was impossible to get back to sleep. What I found was I could post the text, but not the pictures, without which it was much less impressive. The punchline, a bull gator swiming easily with a full grown deer in its mouth. Yikes!
FQ13
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A leaf blowing across the yard in front of the window sets my fierce little ankle mauler into a frenzy. A quick command shuts him up pretty quickly. The middle of the night squirrel fart is what we need to work on!
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Something like this "leetle" critter????
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/gator-1.jpg)
Seems the neighborhood dogs were not enough, this fella was moving on to horses.... :o
Now after the Gator BBQ, boots, holsters, wallets, hats, x2 are now very fashionable,.... ::)
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Something like this "leetle" critter????
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/gator-1.jpg)
Seems the neighborhood dogs were not enough, this fella was moving on to horses.... :o
Now after the Gator BBQ, boots, holsters, wallets, hats, x2 are now very fashionable,.... ::)
Holy giant 'gater boots! How did they kill that monster?
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That would be the very one. ;D Not sure I buy the 28 feet claim, but still, it would grizzlys all day long. As for guns? Well anything with a tripod mount would be the place to start. :o
FQ13
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That would be the very one. ;D Not sure I buy the 28 feet claim, but still, it would grizzlys all day long. As for guns? Well anything with a tripod mount would be the place to start. :o
FQ13
You might wanna rethink your doubts, FQ. From what I read, the LEO in the pic is 6-5, and look at the comparison.
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http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html (http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html)
Here's how you kill them:
And finally, "Don't try this at home":
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Even though this is a "tiny" 5 footer, kinda makes those guys that "noodle" for catfish seem like a sissy..... :o
Get em' freestyle....or potential Darwin candidates....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fLXypHIbsk
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http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html (http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html)
Here's how you kill them:
And finally, "Don't try this at home":
As a native Floridian, there is nothing at all funny about video number two. That guy needs to be in jail. "Lets teach a gator that a human with a fish = food". >:( That's about as cool as frying up a bunch of bacon and leaving it for the bears outside a campground in jellystone. Someone's going to get get killed. Hopefully the bonehead. However, just like the drunk driver always seems to survive the accident, it will probably be a third party releasing a bass.
FQ13
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http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html (http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html)
And finally, "Don't try this at home":
And I thought my German Shepherd was a good guard dog! ;D
Seriously, I agree that gators don't need to know humans are a food source. That pretty well goes for any wild predators.
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Having lost a great job as a camp ground host in Yellowstone due concerns over a "dangerous" ::) Girizzly, I give you this. You want dangerous? Come to Florida. ;D
FQ13
You got some nice'uns down there, but alas, this'un was killed in Texas:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/wcgator.asp
I also offer this little tid-bit to you fairway duffers:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/golferarm.asp
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You got some nice'uns down there, but alas, this'un was killed in Texas:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/wcgator.asp
I also offer this little tid-bit to you fairway duffers:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/golferarm.asp
This was my point. Gators top out at about 16 feet. Crocs? Well no one knows (yet ;D). The claims of 28 feet, thats "Lake Placid" territory, but still, I'll take a Griz any day.
FQ13
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Can't really blame Capt. Hook .
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This was my point. Gators top out at about 16 feet. Crocs? Well no one knows (yet ;D). The claims of 28 feet, thats "Lake Placid" territory, but still, I'll take a Griz any day.
FQ13
14ft is that all they grow?
Saltwater crocs have been known to grow to over 7m/22ft and weigh in at over 2200 pounds (just a tad under twice the lentgh of that one in the video)
Average size for a large male is between 5-6 metres (15-19ft)
The tourist opeators hand feed them in the river with chooks and then they wonder why tourists dissapear LOL
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That's not a lizard, THIS is a lizard ;D
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That's not a lizard, THIS is a lizard ;D
I forgot to mention the largest one they ever caught at Normanton after they had floods back in the 50's it went a mere 28ft long :P or more than twice as big as the gator in the pic.
How big is that you might think?
Well this is a life size rep of him (can google it if ya dont all believe me LOL)
(http://www.drivenow.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/normanton1.jpg)
Know why gators are so ornary? Small Croc Syndrome!!!!