Author Topic: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!  (Read 3564 times)

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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2010, 07:29:17 PM »
That would be the very one. ;D Not sure I buy the 28 feet claim, but still, it would grizzlys all day long. As for guns? Well anything with a tripod mount would be the place to start. :o
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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2010, 08:38:38 PM »
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html

Here's how you kill them:



And finally, "Don't try this at home":

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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 08:57:36 PM »
Even though this is a "tiny" 5 footer, kinda makes those guys that "noodle" for catfish seem like a sissy..... :o

Get em' freestyle....or potential Darwin candidates....


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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2010, 09:21:16 PM »
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html

Here's how you kill them:



And finally, "Don't try this at home":

As a native Floridian, there is nothing at all funny about video number two. That guy needs to be in jail. "Lets teach a gator that a human with a fish = food".  >:( That's about as cool as frying up a bunch of bacon and leaving it for the bears outside a campground in jellystone. Someone's going to get get killed. Hopefully the bonehead. However, just like the drunk driver always seems to survive the accident, it will probably be a third party releasing a bass.
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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2010, 12:52:47 AM »
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gator-with-deer.html

And finally, "Don't try this at home":


And I thought my German Shepherd was a good guard dog! ;D

Seriously, I agree that gators don't need to know humans are a food source. That pretty well goes for any wild predators.
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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2010, 12:53:23 AM »
Having lost a great job as a camp ground host in Yellowstone due concerns over a "dangerous" ::) Girizzly, I give you this. You want dangerous? Come to Florida. ;D
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You got some nice'uns down there, but alas, this'un was killed in Texas:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/wcgator.asp


I also offer this little tid-bit to you fairway duffers:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/golferarm.asp
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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2010, 01:54:01 AM »
You got some nice'uns down there, but alas, this'un was killed in Texas:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/wcgator.asp


I also offer this little tid-bit to you fairway duffers:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/golferarm.asp
This was my point. Gators top out at about 16 feet. Crocs? Well no one knows (yet ;D). The claims of 28 feet, thats "Lake Placid" territory, but still, I'll take a Griz any day.
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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2010, 02:03:45 AM »
Can't really blame Capt. Hook .

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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2010, 02:36:22 AM »
This was my point. Gators top out at about 16 feet. Crocs? Well no one knows (yet ;D). The claims of 28 feet, thats "Lake Placid" territory, but still, I'll take a Griz any day.
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14ft is that all they grow?

Saltwater crocs have been known to grow to over 7m/22ft and weigh in at over 2200 pounds (just a tad under twice the lentgh of that one in the video)
Average size for a large male is between 5-6 metres (15-19ft)
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Re: Bears? I scoff at your Steenking bears!
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2010, 02:40:00 AM »
That's not a lizard, THIS is a lizard  ;D

 

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