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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: wtr100 on November 30, 2010, 02:08:19 PM
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Epic Failure - Chuck Norris don't take sh1t off nobody!
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*****GROAN******
;D
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*****GROAN******
;D
Yeah, what he said. ;D
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Ok TP joke incoming...
A indian, walks into a small town general store. He says:
"Me need'um toilet paper"
The clerk says " Ok, we have 2 kinds, the cheap stuff, and the extra soft double quilted delux stuff"
The indian says: "give me the cheap stuff."
the next day the indian comes back into the store and says to the clerk:
"you need'um call that toilet paper John Wayne"
The clerk gets very angry with this and strats explaining how John wayne is a hero, etc, etc. After several mins of this the indian says to the clerk:
" No you don't understand, The toilet paper needs to be called John Wayne as its Rough, tough and don't take shit of no indian."
I know I know ;D
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*****GROAN******
;D
Yeah, what he said. ;D
::)
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bah dump bah!
Ok TP joke incoming...
A indian, walks into a small town general store. He says:
"Me need'um toilet paper"
The clerk says " Ok, we have 2 kinds, the cheap stuff, and the extra soft double quilted delux stuff"
The indian says: "give me the cheap stuff."
the next day the indian comes back into the store and says to the clerk:
"you need'um call that toilet paper John Wayne"
The clerk gets very angry with this and strats explaining how John wayne is a hero, etc, etc. After several mins of this the indian says to the clerk:
" No you don't understand, The toilet paper needs to be called John Wayne as its Rough, tough and don't take shit of no indian."
I know I know ;D
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Chuck Norris doesn't even need to cut the grass, he just goes outside and dares it to grow... :P
I'll take another rimshot for $100 Alex...
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Chuck Norris doesn't even need to cut the grass, he just goes outside and dares it to grow... :P
I'll take another rimshot for $100 Alex...
I guess it coulda been worse...instead of a rimshot you coulda got this:
;D
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What he said ::)
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I'm impressed.
not only can we take any subject or title and drift it right into the gutter, but we take a thread that STARTED in the gutter, and drift further South.... wow. where else on the net can you show such talent?
deepwater :D
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As I've said before, we could drift a thread titled "Just post any comment". ;D
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(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/old-ladies.jpg)
Some of us "got gutter".... ;D The ladies love it. ::) Got em' booked for the Christmas Party in the corner too...
C'mon,,,,I'm impressed.
not only can we take any subject or title and drift it right into the gutter, but we take a thread that STARTED in the gutter, and drift further South.... wow. where else on the net can you show such talent?
deepwater :D
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As I've said before, we could drift a thread titled "Just post any comment". ;D
Far away from the shores of birth,
origins are of little worth.
Sometimes slowly, sometimes swift,
like ships at sea our thoughts do drift.
Swoop
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Far away from the shores of birth,
origins are of little worth.
Sometimes slowly, sometimes swift,
like ships at sea our thoughts do drift.
Swoop
nice!
deepwater
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+1 Thanks Swoop!
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At least I was wearing a Chuck Norris shirt. ::) Couldn't compare with MB's shirt but hey,....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/NRA027.jpg)
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Thanks, TW and Deepwater! Although it may be an extreme rarity, my "mind", and I use that term loosely, does produce something coherent from time to time. :D
Swoop
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I'm impressed.
not only can we take any subject or title and drift it right into the gutter, but we take a thread that STARTED in the gutter, and drift further South.... wow. where else on the net can you show such talent?
deepwater :D
hey I resemble that!
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At least I was wearing a Chuck Norris shirt. ::) Couldn't compare with MB's shirt but hey,....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/NRA027.jpg)
And I doubt that anybody here, with the possible exception of billt, could compete with his gun safe, either. ;D