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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2010, 05:51:41 PM »
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2010, 06:14:59 PM »
I'm impressed.
not only can we take any subject or title and drift it right into the gutter, but we take a thread that STARTED in the gutter, and drift further South.... wow. where else on the net can you show such talent?

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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 07:16:47 PM »
As I've said before, we could drift a thread titled "Just post any comment".  ;D
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 07:25:57 PM »


Some of us "got gutter".... ;D The ladies love it. ::) Got em' booked for the Christmas Party in the corner too...

C'mon,,,,
Quote from: deepwater on November 30, 2010, 06:14:59 PM
I'm impressed.
not only can we take any subject or title and drift it right into the gutter, but we take a thread that STARTED in the gutter, and drift further South.... wow. where else on the net can you show such talent?

deepwater     :D

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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 08:36:28 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on November 30, 2010, 07:16:47 PM
As I've said before, we could drift a thread titled "Just post any comment".  ;D

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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2010, 08:46:24 PM »
Quote from: SwoopSJ on November 30, 2010, 08:36:28 PM
Far away from the shores of birth,
origins are of little worth.
Sometimes slowly, sometimes swift,
like ships at sea our thoughts do drift.

Swoop


nice!

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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2010, 08:50:02 PM »
+1 Thanks Swoop!
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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2010, 08:56:13 PM »
At least I was wearing a Chuck Norris shirt. ::) Couldn't compare with MB's shirt but hey,....

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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2010, 09:27:31 PM »
Thanks, TW and Deepwater!  Although it may be an extreme rarity, my "mind", and I use that term loosely, does produce something coherent from time to time.   :D

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Re: didja hear about the Chuck Norris toilet paper?
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2010, 06:17:59 AM »
Quote from: deepwater on November 30, 2010, 06:14:59 PM
I'm impressed.
not only can we take any subject or title and drift it right into the gutter, but we take a thread that STARTED in the gutter, and drift further South.... wow. where else on the net can you show such talent?

deepwater     :D

hey I resemble that!
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