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Title: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 18, 2010, 12:46:26 AM
You all will get a kick out of this..
 My boys have watched A Christmas Story every single Christmas for all of their 31 and 37 years..and they just howl  laughing at it every single time..  ::) Derek knows every word to the show and he and Danny are always throwing bits and pieces at each other from it.   ( They also do it with "The Big Lebowski"  ::) but that's another story....

 so I made this for them..  I used Derek and Danny and Mason and Mark and I.. LOL
 They loved it..


Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: TAB on December 18, 2010, 01:03:48 AM
I can't stand that movie...
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: SwoopSJ on December 18, 2010, 06:29:09 AM
I can't stand that movie...

 ::)

You probably dislike puppies, kittens, and all the little boys and girls in Whoville, also... Grinch.    ;D

Swoop


Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: Hazcat on December 18, 2010, 06:47:15 AM
Here's the game

http://www.templar.com/games/dontshootyoureyeout/
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 18, 2010, 08:34:09 AM
I can't stand that movie...

Scrooge  >:(
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: rat31465 on December 18, 2010, 09:17:36 AM
(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo111/rat31465/av-8582.jpg)
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 18, 2010, 04:13:12 PM
Skipping the triple dare and going right to the triple dog dare ... Thtuck ... Thtuck ... Thtuck ... waaaaa waaa aaaaa waaaa  gum back ahhh gum back  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: brosometal on December 18, 2010, 04:41:32 PM
Ah! It is also a Christmas tradition in our family as well. ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: tt11758 on December 18, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
I can't stand that movie...

Other than being argumentative, is there anything you DO like?
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 18, 2010, 07:20:50 PM
I've got my my "I triple dog dare you" T shirt, complete with the flag pole scene. I love the fact that TNT (or BRAVO or whatever) said screw it, we're going home, and ran the thing for 24 hours straight last year. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 18, 2010, 07:31:39 PM
I've got my my "I triple dog dare you" T shirt, complete with the flag pole scene. I love the fact that TNT (or BRAVO or whatever) said screw it, we're going home, and ran the thing for 24 hours straight last year. ;D
FQ13

TNT - They ran it for the first time this year today.  I expect we will see it again  ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: Pecos Bill on December 18, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
I can't stand that movie...

I agree, most definitely I AGREE! I can't stand that movie!

Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: Ulmus on December 18, 2010, 08:45:47 PM
This was the best version yet!  ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: twyacht on December 18, 2010, 10:00:22 PM
I think there is a little of all our families in that classic movie. Except for TAB's.... ::)

I also became a connoisseur of soap, back in the day...

Best scene....





Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: TAB on December 19, 2010, 05:24:55 AM
Other than being argumentative, is there anything you DO like?

Yep.

no order

Boats, women, 1911s, 16 ga shot guns, tools, see a job well done, fine distiled spirts, building things,"being out doors", wrestling, judo, "tropical fish", airplanes, opera, music, cooking, eating,bird hunting, being my own boss, pissing tom off, wood working...




FWIW, there are 2 kind of people in this world, those that love that movie and those that can't stand it.  there is no inbetween.
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 19, 2010, 10:49:24 AM
Yep.

no order

Boats, women, 1911s, 16 ga shot guns, tools, see a job well done, fine distiled spirts, building things,"being out doors", wrestling, judo, "tropical fish", airplanes, opera, music, cooking, eating,bird hunting, being my own boss, pissing tom off, wood working...




FWIW, there are 2 kind of people in this world, those that love that movie and those that can't stand it.  there is no inbetween.

We finally arrive at the root of the whole problem  !     ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: kmitch200 on December 19, 2010, 11:52:00 AM
You all will get a kick out of this..

That was funny! I haven't even seen the movie that I recall, but that JibJab was hilarious.  ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 19, 2010, 12:03:35 PM
That was funny! I haven't even seen the movie that I recall, but that JibJab was hilarious.  ;D
Dude! That's like not seeing "A Miracle on 34th Street", "Yes Virginia, There Is a Santa Clause", "A Christmas Carol", or "The Grinch That Stole Christmas". You might not like it (personally, I'd rather take a punch than watch "A Miracle on 34th Street", and I like Jimmy Stewart), but you really should watch it. The Chinese restaraunt scene, the triple dog dare you, and Ralphie damn near shooting his eye out make it worthwhile. Plus, TNT is showing it for 24 hours on Christmas so they can take the day off. You have zero excuse. ;D 
FQ13
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: kmitch200 on December 19, 2010, 12:24:21 PM
Dude! That's like not seeing "A Miracle on 34th Street", "Yes Virginia, There Is a Santa Clause", "A Christmas Carol", or "The Grinch That Stole Christmas".
You have zero excuse. ;D 
FQ13

Note that I said I haven't seen it that I recall.
Crown Royal will do that to you. I might have seen it and spent the evening giggling in the corner.  :D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: Timothy on December 19, 2010, 12:35:17 PM
Note that I said I haven't seen it that I recall.
Crown Royal will do that to you. I might have seen it and spent the evening giggling in the corner.  :D

Serves you right drinking Canadian whiskey...

 ;D

's OK if your a Canuk...
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: crusader rabbit on December 19, 2010, 01:25:15 PM

FWIW, there are 2 kind of people in this world, those that love that movie and those that can't stand it.  there is no inbetween.

FWIW, I can take it or leave it...  Probably wouldn't rearrange my schedule to watch it.  But, if Haz had it playing when I came over, I'd open a beer and watch it with him.  And we'd prob'ly talk about what a cankerous old cuss Tab-the-Grinch has become. ;)

Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 19, 2010, 01:28:40 PM
Heck with the movie, I'm going back to the game Haz linked to.
See if I can break a million points  ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 19, 2010, 01:40:28 PM
Heck with the movie, I'm going back to the game Haz linked to.
See if I can break a million points  ;D

Bounces: 740
Accidents: 10
Final Score: 9,406,114   ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: TAB on December 19, 2010, 03:26:15 PM
We finally arrive at the root of the whole problem  !     ;D


whats wrong with opera?  Its all sex and murder.


beside my grand mother was a juilliard grad for opera, so I was exposed too it, alot.   

Good opera is great, bad opera is like nails on a calkboard.
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 19, 2010, 03:28:08 PM

whats wrong with opera?  Its all sex and murder.


beside my grand mother was a juilliard grad for opera, so I was exposed too it, alot.   

Good opera is great, bad opera is like nails on a calkboard.
But can they yodel? Sorry, bad MASH flash back. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: TAB on December 19, 2010, 03:34:10 PM
But can they yodel? Sorry, bad MASH flash back. ;D
FQ13


did you see recently there was a guy in eurotard land some where that got in trouble for yodeling?   it was upseting muslims...


so IMO if it can do that, its a good thing.
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: tt11758 on December 19, 2010, 05:22:04 PM

did you see recently there was a guy in eurotard land some where that got in trouble for yodeling?   it was upseting muslims...


so IMO if it can do that, its a good thing.


Something upon which we can agree!!






Is it safe to admit here that I was an Opera Performance Major in college?
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 19, 2010, 06:24:51 PM

Something upon which we can agree!!






Is it safe to admit here that I was an Opera Performance Major in college?

Tripping over your big feet and falling into the orchestra pit when you are supposed to be running the curtains doesn't count as "in."  ;D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: Timothy on December 19, 2010, 06:26:49 PM
Tripping over your big feet and falling into the orchestra pit when you are supposed to be running the curtains doesn't count as "in."  ;D

You guys are starting to sound like brothers!

That ain't all bad but don't start spitting on the last piece of pie!

 :D
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: tt11758 on December 19, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
You guys are starting to sound like brothers!

That ain't all bad but don't start spitting on the last piece of pie!

 :D


Too late!!
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: Timothy on December 19, 2010, 07:27:16 PM

Too late!!

Oh well!  Enjoy the sibling thing fellas.  I wish I was a bit closer to you both.....I have a beloved sister in the Twin Cities and I might find my way there in the next year or two.  I hope I could stop by and share a libation with you both..

carry on....
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 19, 2010, 09:07:29 PM
If you make it be sure to bring more 1911 clips!  tt tends to run out from time to time.
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: TAB on December 19, 2010, 09:10:20 PM
If you make it be sure to bring more 1911 clips!  tt tends to run out from time to time.


paging haz... paging haz
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 19, 2010, 09:27:44 PM

paging haz... paging haz

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=14877.0 (http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=14877.0)
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 19, 2010, 09:56:46 PM

Something upon which we can agree!!






Is it safe to admit here that I was an Opera Performance Major in college?

No  ;D

Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: TAB on December 19, 2010, 10:16:35 PM
No  ;D




I take it you have never heard of the theater trick tom...



take a women on a date to a theater, and...
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 19, 2010, 10:16:44 PM
TT
As much as you seem to be a smart guy, you really are dumb as a box of rocks to admit that publically. I spend my days looking at why candidate X won and candidate Y lost. You? We have the answer right here. ;D I remember Adam Sandler's "Opera Man" from SNL. That's all your opponent needs. Hell, Tom is going to shoot you because with an "opera major" on the ticket, he'd lose to Howard Dean and Nancy Pelosi. Sorry dude, but you are road kill. Tom will off you, but only for "the greater good".  No jury in the world will convict him either. Bright side? As an opera guy, you should be able to sing one hell of an aria about betrayal and sacrificing oneself for art before being wheeled offstage by the EMTs. ;D
FQ13
Tom, expect to see this in your opponents adds. :P TT, I'd break  for the border while you have a chance. ;D

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2335/saturday-night-live-opera-man-1
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 19, 2010, 10:55:30 PM
 Nah, I can't whack my own Veep. It's just not done. (Else Biden would be a goner  ;D  )


I'll have the Secratary of the Treasury do it instead   ;D

  I always preferred Cajun Man



Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: kmitch200 on December 19, 2010, 11:40:42 PM
Bounces: 740
Accidents: 10
Final Score: 9,406,114   ;D

Best I got was:
bounces: 544
accidents: 5
final score: 1,120,565
Lower score but only 5 eyes lost - which is OK if you're a fly.

Gotta keep trying I guess...
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 20, 2010, 12:08:35 PM
Best I got was:
bounces: 544
accidents: 5
final score: 1,120,565
Lower score but only 5 eyes lost - which is OK if you're a fly.

Gotta keep trying I guess...

The secret is to shoot into the fence at just the right angle....sometimes if it hits just right, it will bounce over a hundred times and the bonuses are like a million points.............
Title: Re: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!
Post by: JC5123 on December 20, 2010, 02:12:34 PM
Serves you right drinking Canadian whiskey...

 ;D

's OK if your a Canuk...

And to that I say.......like you're right! eh!