You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!!!

[Timothy]

Too late!!

Oh well!  Enjoy the sibling thing fellas.  I wish I was a bit closer to you both.....I have a beloved sister in the Twin Cities and I might find my way there in the next year or two.  I hope I could stop by and share a libation with you both..

carry on....

[MikeBjerum]

If you make it be sure to bring more 1911 clips!  tt tends to run out from time to time.

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If you make it be sure to bring more 1911 clips!  tt tends to run out from time to time.

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[MikeBjerum]

paging haz... paging haz

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=14877.0

[tombogan03884]

Something upon which we can agree!!






Is it safe to admit here that I was an Opera Performance Major in college?

No 

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No 

I take it you have never heard of the theater trick tom...



take a women on a date to a theater, and...

[fightingquaker13]

TT
As much as you seem to be a smart guy, you really are dumb as a box of rocks to admit that publically. I spend my days looking at why candidate X won and candidate Y lost. You? We have the answer right here. I remember Adam Sandler's "Opera Man" from SNL. That's all your opponent needs. Hell, Tom is going to shoot you because with an "opera major" on the ticket, he'd lose to Howard Dean and Nancy Pelosi. Sorry dude, but you are road kill. Tom will off you, but only for "the greater good".  No jury in the world will convict him either. Bright side? As an opera guy, you should be able to sing one hell of an aria about betrayal and sacrificing oneself for art before being wheeled offstage by the EMTs.
FQ13
Tom, expect to see this in your opponents adds. TT, I'd break  for the border while you have a chance.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2335/saturday-night-live-opera-man-1

[tombogan03884]

 Nah, I can't whack my own Veep. It's just not done. (Else Biden would be a goner    )


I'll have the Secratary of the Treasury do it instead  

  I always preferred Cajun Man

[kmitch200]

Bounces: 740
Accidents: 10
Final Score: 9,406,114   

Best I got was:
bounces: 544
accidents: 5
final score: 1,120,565
Lower score but only 5 eyes lost - which is OK if you're a fly.

Gotta keep trying I guess...

[PegLeg45]

Best I got was:
bounces: 544
accidents: 5
final score: 1,120,565
Lower score but only 5 eyes lost - which is OK if you're a fly.

Gotta keep trying I guess...

The secret is to shoot into the fence at just the right angle....sometimes if it hits just right, it will bounce over a hundred times and the bonuses are like a million points.............