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Title: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: sledgemeister on January 12, 2011, 05:18:40 AM
I think he'd be a perfect match   ;D







Thankfully the corner has been stocked recently
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: Pathfinder on January 12, 2011, 05:49:51 AM
Who he?
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: m25operator on January 12, 2011, 07:33:25 AM
I want to say something, but I M'lette can handle her own battles, and Wo be unto you Sledge, hope you like cheeze whiz and stale beer.
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: billt on January 12, 2011, 07:48:21 AM
Looks, sounds, and acts like a Hussein voter! Perhaps they'll put a dental clause into Obamacare so he won't have to gum his meals.  Bill T.
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: tt11758 on January 12, 2011, 10:12:03 AM
I think this guy MIGHT just be his own dad.
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: cookie62 on January 12, 2011, 10:19:39 AM
I think this guy MIGHT just be his own dad.

And brother :o
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: McGyver on January 12, 2011, 12:12:11 PM
Oh SH*T! Sledge you got a HELLUVA set!  :-\
SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prepare for the wrath!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 12, 2011, 12:19:42 PM
If I wasn't laughing so damned hard.. I would literally grab a flight and walk up to your door and just beat you with an ass whupin that you will remember Sledge... ;D WTF??  You better hope like hell we are not (for real) somewhere..cause I will find the creepiest woman in the place.. and feed her a line of shit on you that is so heavy that she will be stalking your ass forever!  Soooooooo... Mr. Janitor and permanent resident of the Frickin Corner... what part of him do you think I would enjoy the most when we finally get to meet and tie each other up to the bed..  while he reads poetry to me.. after we have gone to the gym .. *shuddering* Just pin it down for me what you think I will like the best about this sexy creature..  ;)

Seriously??
this just leaves me with my mouth open..  I mean.. this guy was serious!! He really thinks that he is a catch!  hahahahaa I can't stop laughing..
That is the most revolting and disgusting person I have listened to in a while.. LOL  but still........I'm laughing..and I will send this on to my girlfriends.. Which puts a level to my sickness that I don't even want to address right now.

 His intelligence...and his ex?? God I wonder what she had to be like..  :o and poetry?? Ohhhmygod  hahahahahahahaha

I have massages all afternoon to do.. I hope I can stop laughing long enough to get them all done..

 ;D ;D


Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: McGyver on January 12, 2011, 12:37:04 PM
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

In the words of the immortal Randall Flagg from Stephen King's THE STAND:
"You're in a heap o' trouble, boy!"     ;D
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: ratcatcher55 on January 12, 2011, 12:45:49 PM
Actually this guy has him beat.  Bachelor #2

http://jezebel.com/5726841/noted-pick+up-artist-allegedly-shoots-a-woman-in-the-face
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: Pathfinder on January 12, 2011, 01:00:19 PM
OK, RC, you beat me to it with Gunwitch. But WTH - I'm at work, supposed to be working.

Both of them - to use a phrase my oh-so-well-and-properly-raised Mom used to use with people like these - are rather "unfortunate" looking.   ::)
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: ratcatcher55 on January 12, 2011, 01:07:00 PM
OK, RC, you beat me to it with Gunwitch. But WTH - I'm at work, supposed to be working.

Both of them - to use a phrase my oh-so-well-and-properly-raised Mom used to use with people like these - are rather "unfortunate" looking.   ::)

I'm not so I'll pick up the slack! ;D
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: billt on January 12, 2011, 01:18:13 PM
They should fix him up with this gal.  Bill T.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 12, 2011, 01:23:11 PM
So, the guy like a woman who likes to be tied to the bed (1:20)....hmmm, never would have guessed that.   :o
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: m25operator on January 12, 2011, 02:13:16 PM
Sledge, I tried to tell ya, meet you in the corner, don't drink all the cheese whiz or eat all the beer.
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: billt on January 12, 2011, 02:29:02 PM
So, the guy like a woman who likes to be tied to the bed (1:20)....hmmm, never would have guessed that.   :o

It's probably the only way they'll stay there after he takes off his clothes!  Bill T.
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: ratcatcher55 on January 12, 2011, 02:41:53 PM
It's probably the only way they'll stay there after he takes off his clothes!  Bill T.

He could go to the Tom Petty School of Dating. You never get turned down! ;D

Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: sledgemeister on January 12, 2011, 06:09:09 PM
If I wasn't laughing so damned hard.. I would literally grab a flight and walk up to your door and just beat you with an ass whupin that you will remember Sledge... ;D WTF??  You better hope like hell we are not (for real) somewhere..cause I will find the creepiest woman in the place.. and feed her a line of shit on you that is so heavy that she will be stalking your ass forever!  Soooooooo... Mr. Janitor and permanent resident of the Frickin Corner... what part of him do you think I would enjoy the most when we finally get to meet and tie each other up to the bed..  while he reads poetry to me.. after we have gone to the gym .. *shuddering* Just pin it down for me what you think I will like the best about this sexy creature..  ;)

Seriously??
this just leaves me with my mouth open..  I mean.. this guy was serious!! He really thinks that he is a catch!  hahahahaa I can't stop laughing..
That is the most revolting and disgusting person I have listened to in a while.. LOL  but still........I'm laughing..and I will send this on to my girlfriends.. Which puts a level to my sickness that I don't even want to address right now.

 His intelligence...and his ex?? God I wonder what she had to be like..  :o and poetry?? Ohhhmygod  hahahahahahahaha

I have massages all afternoon to do.. I hope I can stop laughing long enough to get them all done..

 ;D ;D




Sooooooooooooooooo

thats a NO your not interested?  :-*
Title: Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
Post by: deepwater on January 12, 2011, 06:16:51 PM
I think he'd be a perfect match   ;D







Thankfully the corner has been stocked recently

sorry dude, Haz and I have already dried the county and started on the corner supplies. bad timing on your part....
 ;D

deepwater