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sledgemeister
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If only Marshallette wasnt married already
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January 12, 2011, 05:18:40 AM »
I think he'd be a perfect match
Thankfully the corner has been stocked recently
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Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
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January 12, 2011, 05:49:51 AM »
Who he?
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January 12, 2011, 07:33:25 AM »
I want to say something, but I M'lette can handle her own battles, and Wo be unto you Sledge, hope you like cheeze whiz and stale beer.
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January 12, 2011, 07:48:21 AM »
Looks, sounds, and acts like a Hussein voter! Perhaps they'll put a dental clause into Obamacare so he won't have to gum his meals. Bill T.
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I think this guy MIGHT just be his own dad.
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January 12, 2011, 10:19:39 AM »
Quote from: tt11758 on January 12, 2011, 10:12:03 AM
I think this guy MIGHT just be his own dad.
And brother
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January 12, 2011, 12:12:11 PM »
Oh SH*T! Sledge you got a HELLUVA set!
SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prepare for the wrath!!!!!!!!
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Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
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January 12, 2011, 12:19:42 PM »
If I wasn't laughing so damned hard.. I would literally grab a flight and walk up to your door and just beat you with an ass whupin that you will remember Sledge...
WTF?? You better hope like hell we are not (for real) somewhere..cause I will find the creepiest woman in the place.. and feed her a line of shit on you that is so heavy that she will be stalking your ass forever! Soooooooo... Mr. Janitor and permanent resident of the Frickin Corner... what part of him do you think I would enjoy the most when we finally get to meet and tie each other up to the bed.. while he reads poetry to me.. after we have gone to the gym .. *shuddering* Just pin it down for me what you think I will like the best about this sexy creature..
Seriously??
this just leaves me with my mouth open.. I mean.. this guy was serious!! He really thinks that he is a catch! hahahahaa I can't stop laughing..
That is the most revolting and disgusting person I have listened to in a while.. LOL but still........I'm laughing..and I will send this on to my girlfriends.. Which puts a level to my sickness that I don't even want to address right now.
His intelligence...and his ex?? God I wonder what she had to be like..
and poetry?? Ohhhmygod hahahahahahahaha
I have massages all afternoon to do.. I hope I can stop laughing long enough to get them all done..
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January 12, 2011, 12:37:04 PM »
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the words of the immortal Randall Flagg from Stephen King's THE STAND:
"You're in a heap o' trouble, boy!"
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Re: If only Marshallette wasnt married already
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January 12, 2011, 12:45:49 PM »
Actually this guy has him beat. Bachelor #2
http://jezebel.com/5726841/noted-pick+up-artist-allegedly-shoots-a-woman-in-the-face
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