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Title: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: twyacht on January 15, 2011, 03:14:59 PM
Thank you for all your tips to take out the zombies. But I have seen the Master. His skill, knowledge, and tactics are Ninja like. HE IS:

ZOMBIE SLAYER!!!!!



You guys had it sooooooo wrong...... ;)

 ;D

Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: ratcatcher55 on January 15, 2011, 03:47:14 PM
The King is dead, Long live the King!
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 15, 2011, 05:06:28 PM
Way to much Codeine and Everclear  ;D
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: Big Frank on January 15, 2011, 05:22:16 PM
Gotta protect that brain.  :)
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 15, 2011, 05:25:09 PM
Gotta protect that brain.  :)


In his case, I think it's waaaay to late to worry about that.
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: Timothy on January 15, 2011, 05:26:18 PM
Geez.....I thought I removed that video of mine from YouTube!

 ;D ;D

I confess....I'm an internet Ninja...disguised as a middle aged Conservative Veteran with a large stock portfolio focus on Reynolds Wrap!

There!  I feel better, can I interest anyone in a machete?
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 15, 2011, 11:13:00 PM
He forgot the "Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator".........rank amateur.   8)
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: Conagher 45 on January 16, 2011, 09:41:49 AM
I do have a Phase III Flux Capasitor on hand if anyone is interested.    ;D
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 16, 2011, 09:45:06 AM
I' don't know, I think he's covered his bases.
Brain protecting helmet? Check.
AK or other EBR with ammo? Check.
Hand gun? Check?
Machete and knife? Check.
Everclear and codiene? Check and Check.
What more do you need? ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: McGyver on January 16, 2011, 10:03:55 AM
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???



Maybe a brain worth protecting?
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 16, 2011, 11:46:44 AM
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Maybe a brain worth protecting?

No, you have it all wrong. The theory is like burglar proofing your home. A lot of work for not much gain.  ;D
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: Big Frank on January 16, 2011, 03:24:11 PM
If he drinks enough 'clear and codiene he might start seeing zombies.
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: cookie62 on January 16, 2011, 09:27:59 PM
If he drinks enough 'clear and codiene he might start seeing zombies.


He won't have any problem shootin em, he can't keep his finger off the trigger.
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 16, 2011, 09:40:58 PM

He won't have any problem shootin em, he can't keep his finger off the trigger.
You caught that too. Anyone want to bet on whether those mags were loaded, or if he'd racked one? :o
It was Zombies your honor! They was all around me. Of course the cops didn't see 'em, they was magic zombies. Everybody knows you have to take some 'clear and codiene and then squint a little before you can seem 'em. They're tricky that way. ::) ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: JC5123 on January 19, 2011, 01:45:57 PM
Did anyone else catch the fact that this guy has already bred?
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 19, 2011, 01:54:55 PM
I'm thinking the best part of somebody ran down daddy's leg  :-\
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: JC5123 on January 19, 2011, 02:05:21 PM
The real question is: What is mom like?  :-X :o
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 19, 2011, 07:01:53 PM
The real question is: What is mom like?  :-X :o

Undoubtedly, a real winner.
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: twyacht on January 19, 2011, 07:12:53 PM
Hey, hey , hey,.....wait a minute,....Just because he went to family reunion to pick up chicks, doesn't discount his ability as a zombie slayer....

He's thought it through..

Tac Vest.
Protect brain.
Have alcohol./and/or drugs.
Lots of ammo.
Spray & pray AK.
Decapitate their ass machete.
Gas Mask.

Geez, leave Mom out of it,....she put IED's in the pink flamingo's just outside the trailer...

"Point Towards Enemy"..... ::)

Urban Assault Tactics, take on many shapes,..... ::) Even from the trailer park in W. "By God" Virginia.

Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 19, 2011, 07:28:58 PM
Hey, hey , hey,.....wait a minute,....Just because he went to family reunion to pick up chicks, doesn't discount his ability as a zombie slayer....

He's thought it through..

Tac Vest.
Protect brain.
Have alcohol./and/or drugs.
Lots of ammo.
Spray & pray AK.
Decapitate their ass machete.
Gas Mask.

Geez, leave Mom out of it,....she put IED's in the pink flamingo's just outside the trailer...

"Point Towards Enemy"..... ::)

Urban Assault Tactics, take on many shapes,..... ::) Even from the trailer park in W. "By God" Virginia.



The question is which way is the enemy  ::)
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 19, 2011, 07:32:26 PM
Hey, hey , hey,.....wait a minute,....Just because he went to family reunion to pick up chicks, doesn't discount his ability as a zombie slayer....

He's thought it through..

Tac Vest.
Protect brain.
Have alcohol./and/or drugs.
Lots of ammo.
Spray & pray AK.
Decapitate their ass machete.
Gas Mask.

Geez, leave Mom out of it,....she put IED's in the pink flamingo's just outside the trailer...

"Point Towards Enemy"..... ::)

Urban Assault Tactics, take on many shapes,..... ::) Even from the trailer park in W. "By God" Virginia.



Or they could use "redneck landmines" (used baby diapers)....like normally found in wal-mart parking lots across the nation.....just place them strategically around the yard.....
Title: Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
Post by: JC5123 on January 20, 2011, 04:46:07 PM
I will give the guy credit for ONE thing. He's not overloaded with a bunch of useless gadgetry. Granted that's probably a product of circumstance rather than a choice.