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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2011, 11:46:44 AM »
Quote from: McGyver on January 16, 2011, 10:03:55 AM
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Maybe a brain worth protecting?

No, you have it all wrong. The theory is like burglar proofing your home. A lot of work for not much gain.  ;D
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2011, 03:24:11 PM »
If he drinks enough 'clear and codiene he might start seeing zombies.
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 09:27:59 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on January 16, 2011, 03:24:11 PM
If he drinks enough 'clear and codiene he might start seeing zombies.


He won't have any problem shootin em, he can't keep his finger off the trigger.
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 09:40:58 PM »
Quote from: cookie62 on January 16, 2011, 09:27:59 PM

He won't have any problem shootin em, he can't keep his finger off the trigger.
You caught that too. Anyone want to bet on whether those mags were loaded, or if he'd racked one? :o
It was Zombies your honor! They was all around me. Of course the cops didn't see 'em, they was magic zombies. Everybody knows you have to take some 'clear and codiene and then squint a little before you can seem 'em. They're tricky that way. ::) ;D
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2011, 01:45:57 PM »
Did anyone else catch the fact that this guy has already bred?
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2011, 01:54:55 PM »
I'm thinking the best part of somebody ran down daddy's leg  :-\
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2011, 02:05:21 PM »
The real question is: What is mom like?  :-X :o
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2011, 07:01:53 PM »
Quote from: JC5123 on January 19, 2011, 02:05:21 PM
The real question is: What is mom like?  :-X :o

Undoubtedly, a real winner.
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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2011, 07:12:53 PM »
Hey, hey , hey,.....wait a minute,....Just because he went to family reunion to pick up chicks, doesn't discount his ability as a zombie slayer....

He's thought it through..

Tac Vest.
Protect brain.
Have alcohol./and/or drugs.
Lots of ammo.
Spray & pray AK.
Decapitate their ass machete.
Gas Mask.

Geez, leave Mom out of it,....she put IED's in the pink flamingo's just outside the trailer...

"Point Towards Enemy"..... ::)

Urban Assault Tactics, take on many shapes,..... ::) Even from the trailer park in W. "By God" Virginia.

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Re: I Need No More Zombie Advice, I Found The Master
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2011, 07:28:58 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on January 19, 2011, 07:12:53 PM
Hey, hey , hey,.....wait a minute,....Just because he went to family reunion to pick up chicks, doesn't discount his ability as a zombie slayer....

He's thought it through..

Tac Vest.
Protect brain.
Have alcohol./and/or drugs.
Lots of ammo.
Spray & pray AK.
Decapitate their ass machete.
Gas Mask.

Geez, leave Mom out of it,....she put IED's in the pink flamingo's just outside the trailer...

"Point Towards Enemy"..... ::)

Urban Assault Tactics, take on many shapes,..... ::) Even from the trailer park in W. "By God" Virginia.



The question is which way is the enemy  ::)
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