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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Teresa Heilevang on March 25, 2011, 12:44:03 PM
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Battle For The Last Beer.. :)
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Sorry M'lette, if its the last beer, she loses.
FQ13 who is probably single for a reason. ;D
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Sorry M'lette, if its the last beer, she loses.
FQ13 who is probably single for a reason. ;D
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's always the last beer that makes them need a ride home. ;)
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That would never happen in the corner!
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DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's always the last beer that makes them need a ride home. ;)
And you'll get a kiss on the cheek, and a thank you. :o Sorry, as Rudyard Kipling said "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke". You need to keep your priorities straight. ;)
FQ13
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And you'll get a kiss on the cheek, and a thank you. :o Sorry, as Rudyard Kipling said "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke". You need to keep your priorities straight. ;)
FQ13
Apparently you have never gotten the morning after thank you for holding her hair back all night and sleeping on the couch. ;D Well worth it IF you play your cards right.
And Kipling is an idiot. A woman is NEVER only a woman.
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I gotta agree with FQ on this one! Last beer? Sorry sweets!
Pecos who's too old fall for that kind of crap from ANY woman.
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Apparently you have never gotten the morning after thank you for holding her hair back all night and sleeping on the couch. ;D Well worth it IF you play your cards right.
And Kipling is an idiot. A woman is NEVER only a woman.
Kipling slept with Gunga Din...
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Kipling slept with Gunga Din...
Now that's funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Kipling slept with Gunga Din...
So his writing was inspired by Syphilis? ::)
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FQ is an idiot, it was Freud that said that. Kipling was a lot smarter than that.
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OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!
I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years. I know of what I speak!
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FQ is an idiot, it was Freud that said that. Kipling was a lot smarter than that.
Actually Tom, I think it was Kipling!
As to the idiot thing? Well, he is a college professor...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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OHOOOOOO PM from the cat headed your way no nasty name calling even if TRUE .Did I say true must be a typo .I KNOW NOTHING SCHULTZZZZZZZ
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Actually Tom, I think it was Kipling!
As to the idiot thing? Well, he is a college professor...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Indeed sir, you are correct. Freud's quote was "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". ROFL ;D
FQ13
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OHOOOOOO PM from the cat headed your way no nasty name calling even if TRUE .Did I say true must be a typo .I KNOW NOTHING SCHULTZZZZZZZ
If it's true it ain't nasty. Besides, I'm pretty sure Haz agree's with me. ;D
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OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!
I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years. I know of what I speak!
A man who's had more ass than a toilet seat ?? And you are right in all the things you said..
so just proves that p**** makes you smarter.. LOL
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I don't know about that Me'tte, you wasted an excellent zinger on him while his computer is broke, ;D
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Speaking of women and smokes...
I asked a woman if she smoked after sex. She answered "I don't know. I've never looked".
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Speaking of women and smokes...
I asked a woman if she smoked after sex. She answered "I don't know. I've never looked".
I gotta definitely remember that one. ;D ;D ;D
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If she does, she probably isn't doing it right. ;D
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I gotta definitely remember that one. ;D ;D ;D
Someone might want to try it as a pick up line....
Ask the lady... "Do you smoke after sex? Or have you ever looked?" Could get a laugh.
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OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!
I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years. I know of what I speak!
I'm with you, dude!! And for the same reason that the woman is always the boss: She controls half the money and ALL the p*ssy!! And hell, you can find MONEY almost anywhere!! ;D
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I'm with you, dude!! And for the same reason that the woman is always the boss: She controls half the money and ALL the p*ssy!! And hell, you can find MONEY almost anywhere!! ;D
+1 ;D
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Someone might want to try it as a pick up line....
Ask the lady... "Do you smoke after sex? Or have you ever looked?" Could get a laugh.
Heck, in some parts of the country, that could be considered a proposal of matrimony. ;D
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A man who's had more ass than a toilet seat ?? And you are right in all the things you said..
so just proves that p**** makes you smarter.. LOL
Hence.....my superior intellect my dear! ;D
With all due respect to all the women, past and present who've made me the horndog that I was, am and will always be!
I salute you and I love you all! ;) 8)
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In my case it ain't smoke, it's steam, there is a reason my wife is a jealous woman ;)
BTW, I don't think P***y makes you smarter, I've met some awfully dumb women.
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BTW, I don't think P***y makes you smarter, I've met some awfully dumb women.
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Yeah and why did a bunch of lesbos vote for obama?
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Cuz a useless pr!ck fits right into that crowd.