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Title: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 25, 2011, 12:44:03 PM
Battle For The Last Beer..  :)


Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 25, 2011, 12:50:56 PM
Sorry M'lette, if its the last beer, she loses.
FQ13 who is probably single for a reason. ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: JC5123 on March 25, 2011, 12:54:36 PM
Sorry M'lette, if its the last beer, she loses.
FQ13 who is probably single for a reason. ;D

DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's always the last beer that makes them need a ride home.  ;)
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: shooter32 on March 25, 2011, 12:59:40 PM
That would never happen in the corner! 
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 25, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's always the last beer that makes them need a ride home.  ;)
And you'll get a kiss on the cheek, and a thank you. :o Sorry, as Rudyard Kipling said "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke". You need to keep your priorities straight. ;)
FQ13
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: JC5123 on March 25, 2011, 03:19:27 PM
And you'll get a kiss on the cheek, and a thank you. :o Sorry, as Rudyard Kipling said "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke". You need to keep your priorities straight. ;)
FQ13

Apparently you have never gotten the morning after thank you for holding her hair back all night and sleeping on the couch.  ;D Well worth it IF you play your cards right.

And Kipling is an idiot. A woman is NEVER only a woman.
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Pecos Bill on March 25, 2011, 03:44:39 PM
I gotta agree with FQ on this one! Last beer? Sorry sweets!

Pecos who's too old fall for that kind of crap from ANY woman.
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Hobie on March 25, 2011, 03:47:58 PM
Apparently you have never gotten the morning after thank you for holding her hair back all night and sleeping on the couch.  ;D Well worth it IF you play your cards right.

And Kipling is an idiot. A woman is NEVER only a woman.
Kipling slept with Gunga Din...
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 25, 2011, 04:04:34 PM
Kipling slept with Gunga Din...

Now that's funny.    ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: JC5123 on March 25, 2011, 04:58:54 PM
Kipling slept with Gunga Din...

So his writing was inspired by Syphilis?   ::)
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2011, 05:25:03 PM
FQ is an idiot, it was Freud that said that. Kipling was a lot smarter than that.
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Timothy on March 25, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!

I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years.  I know of what I speak!

Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Timothy on March 25, 2011, 06:21:40 PM
FQ is an idiot, it was Freud that said that. Kipling was a lot smarter than that.

Actually Tom, I think it was Kipling!

As to the idiot thing?  Well, he is a college professor...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: jstm on March 25, 2011, 06:51:13 PM
OHOOOOOO PM from the cat headed your way no nasty name calling even if TRUE .Did I say true must be a typo .I KNOW NOTHING SCHULTZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 25, 2011, 07:06:35 PM
Actually Tom, I think it was Kipling!

As to the idiot thing?  Well, he is a college professor...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Indeed sir, you are correct. Freud's quote was "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". ROFL ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2011, 07:14:36 PM
OHOOOOOO PM from the cat headed your way no nasty name calling even if TRUE .Did I say true must be a typo .I KNOW NOTHING SCHULTZZZZZZZ

If it's true it ain't nasty. Besides, I'm pretty sure Haz agree's with me.  ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 31, 2011, 08:59:32 PM
OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!

I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years.  I know of what I speak!



A man who's had more ass than a toilet seat ?? And you are right in all the things you said..
so just proves that p**** makes you smarter.. LOL
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 01, 2011, 02:00:55 AM
I don't know about that Me'tte, you wasted an excellent zinger on him while his computer is broke,  ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Solus on April 01, 2011, 09:05:07 AM
Speaking of women and smokes...

I asked a woman if she smoked after sex.  She answered  "I don't know.  I've never looked".
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 01, 2011, 10:22:13 AM
Speaking of women and smokes...

I asked a woman if she smoked after sex.  She answered  "I don't know.  I've never looked".

I gotta definitely remember that one.   ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 01, 2011, 01:37:35 PM
If she does, she probably isn't doing it right.  ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Solus on April 01, 2011, 02:42:53 PM
I gotta definitely remember that one.   ;D  ;D  ;D

Someone might want to try it as a pick up line....


Ask the lady...   "Do you smoke after sex?  Or have you ever looked?"  Could get a laugh.
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: tt11758 on April 01, 2011, 03:40:58 PM
OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!

I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years.  I know of what I speak!



I'm with you, dude!!  And for the same reason that the woman is always the boss:  She controls half the money and ALL the p*ssy!!  And hell, you can find MONEY almost anywhere!!  ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: shooter32 on April 01, 2011, 03:46:32 PM
I'm with you, dude!!  And for the same reason that the woman is always the boss:  She controls half the money and ALL the p*ssy!!  And hell, you can find MONEY almost anywhere!!  ;D


+1   ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 01, 2011, 03:54:16 PM
Someone might want to try it as a pick up line....


Ask the lady...   "Do you smoke after sex?  Or have you ever looked?"  Could get a laugh.


Heck, in some parts of the country, that could be considered a proposal of matrimony.    ;D
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Timothy on April 01, 2011, 06:42:23 PM
A man who's had more ass than a toilet seat ?? And you are right in all the things you said..
so just proves that p**** makes you smarter.. LOL


Hence.....my superior intellect my dear!   ;D

With all due respect to all the women, past and present who've made me the horndog that I was, am and will always be!

I salute you and I love you all!   ;) 8)
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: warhawke on April 02, 2011, 02:06:22 PM
In my case it ain't smoke, it's steam, there is a reason my wife is a jealous woman  ;)

BTW, I don't think P***y makes you smarter, I've met some awfully dumb women.
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 02, 2011, 02:14:12 PM
BTW, I don't think P***y makes you smarter, I've met some awfully dumb women.

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Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 03, 2011, 09:10:47 PM
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Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: TAB on April 03, 2011, 09:23:30 PM
Yeah and why did a bunch of lesbos vote for obama?
Title: Re: Cool Commercials....
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 03, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
Cuz a useless pr!ck fits right into that crowd.