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tombogan03884

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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2011, 05:25:03 PM »
FQ is an idiot, it was Freud that said that. Kipling was a lot smarter than that.
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Timothy

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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2011, 05:48:37 PM »
OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!

I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years.  I know of what I speak!

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Timothy

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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2011, 06:21:40 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2011, 05:25:03 PM
FQ is an idiot, it was Freud that said that. Kipling was a lot smarter than that.

Actually Tom, I think it was Kipling!

As to the idiot thing?  Well, he is a college professor...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2011, 06:51:13 PM »
OHOOOOOO PM from the cat headed your way no nasty name calling even if TRUE .Did I say true must be a typo .I KNOW NOTHING SCHULTZZZZZZZ
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2011, 07:06:35 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on March 25, 2011, 06:21:40 PM
Actually Tom, I think it was Kipling!

As to the idiot thing?  Well, he is a college professor...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Indeed sir, you are correct. Freud's quote was "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". ROFL ;D
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tombogan03884

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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2011, 07:14:36 PM »
Quote from: jstm on March 25, 2011, 06:51:13 PM
OHOOOOOO PM from the cat headed your way no nasty name calling even if TRUE .Did I say true must be a typo .I KNOW NOTHING SCHULTZZZZZZZ

If it's true it ain't nasty. Besides, I'm pretty sure Haz agree's with me.  ;D
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2011, 08:59:32 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on March 25, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
OK, the girl always gets that last beer, she always gets a door held for her, she always gets a ride home, she always gets her hair held when necessary, she always gets breakfast made or bought for her the next morning and you always send flowers on her birthday, V-Day and whatever special day!

I've had more ass than a toilet seat and been married for 27 years.  I know of what I speak!



A man who's had more ass than a toilet seat ?? And you are right in all the things you said..
so just proves that p**** makes you smarter.. LOL
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tombogan03884

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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2011, 02:00:55 AM »
I don't know about that Me'tte, you wasted an excellent zinger on him while his computer is broke,  ;D
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2011, 09:05:07 AM »
Speaking of women and smokes...

I asked a woman if she smoked after sex.  She answered  "I don't know.  I've never looked".
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Re: Cool Commercials....
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2011, 10:22:13 AM »
Quote from: Solus on April 01, 2011, 09:05:07 AM
Speaking of women and smokes...

I asked a woman if she smoked after sex.  She answered  "I don't know.  I've never looked".

I gotta definitely remember that one.   ;D  ;D  ;D
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