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Title: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 03, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
We are at it again. The infamous Moers sisters crime spree has made the headlines. They ripped off businesses by selling ads in a phony magazine that was supposedly being distributed in high schools. The real crime here? Their parents named them Bambi and Gidget! :o ::) Did they really think that was going to end well? ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 03, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Not quite the type of f*cking you'd expect from "Bambi" and "Gidget".
For the record, when I was in school I dated a girl named "Fawn".
Yes, I was doing some "dear hunting"  ;D
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 03, 2011, 02:37:21 PM
Not quite the type of f*cking you'd expect from "Bambi" and "Gidget".
For the record, when I was in school I dated a girl named "Fawn".
Yes, I was doing some "dear hunting"  ;D
Probably why you have a soft spot for Ollie North. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: sledgemeister on April 03, 2011, 04:30:11 PM
We are at it again. The infamous Moers sisters crime spree has made the headlines. They ripped off businesses by selling ads in a phony magazine that was supposedly being distributed in high schools. The real crime here? Their parents named them Bambi and Gidget! :o ::) Did they really think that was going to end well? ;D
FQ13

Background? who are the Moers sisters?
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 03, 2011, 05:10:53 PM
Background? who are the Moers sisters?
Just two schmucks who scammed about $15k from local companies. You know, I always thought that crime would take a nose dive if crooks asked themselves one question. "How much money would it take for you to voluntarily go to prison for the number of years you'll get if you get caught"? If the expected haul is less than that? You're an idiot and should find another line of work. ;)
FQ13
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: alfsauve on April 03, 2011, 05:59:17 PM
Just two schmucks who scammed about $15k from local companies. You know, I always thought that crime would take a nose dive if crooks asked themselves one question. "How much money would it take for you to voluntarily go to prison for the number of years you'll get if you get caught"? If the expected haul is less than that? You're an idiot and should find another line of work. ;)
FQ13

Except not all the satisfaction derived from a job is in the "pay",  they probably get a lot of "job satisfaction" from their line of work as well.
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: alfsauve on April 03, 2011, 06:01:05 PM
The real crime here? Their parents named them Bambi and Gidget! :o ::)

In one of the Bond movies, he had to fight two bimbos who were circus acrobatics.  (Ended up in the swimming pool)

Weren't their names Bambi and Gidget?
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 03, 2011, 06:03:44 PM
Probably why you have a soft spot for Ollie North. ;D
FQ13

Could be, since I don't always agree with him.
Although the fellow Marine bond goes a long way.
I work with a woman named Moers, I'll have to ask if she has neices down there.  ;D
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: jstm on April 03, 2011, 06:14:47 PM
Bambi & Thumper
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 03, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
Bambi & Thumper

Banger and Thumper    ;D
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: twyacht on April 03, 2011, 08:31:51 PM
I must say after leaving my naturally born state of Fl. for twenty years,....and coming back, :-\ (out of economic necessity, NOT want), this crap from these losers, is nothing.

Retirement village inhabitants play Canasta, and tell better stories of extortion, and Ponzi schemes than these two bits....

We had Mafia, Greek, Jew, Turks, and French,..( great stories to tell you one day) and a host of International Con-Men,....before the "Habla Ingles" crowd showed up.

Heidi & Abromowitz law firm,  (out f Miami), made these guys look like 3 card Monty Players on 56th and Broadway on a good day.

( I know where the skeletons are,....) ;)

 
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 03, 2011, 09:01:12 PM
It just ain't been the same since Meyer and Santo left.
Title: Re: New From the Florida Crime Beat
Post by: twyacht on April 03, 2011, 09:44:07 PM
It just ain't been the same since Meyer and Santo left.

When "Saying Hello To My Leetle Friend" meant something,.... ;)

We'll bring up the Novak, and Uchitel, and Amoroso family another time,.... ;)