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[fightingquaker13]

We are at it again. The infamous Moers sisters crime spree has made the headlines. They ripped off businesses by selling ads in a phony magazine that was supposedly being distributed in high schools. The real crime here? Their parents named them Bambi and Gidget! Did they really think that was going to end well?
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

Not quite the type of f*cking you'd expect from "Bambi" and "Gidget".
For the record, when I was in school I dated a girl named "Fawn".
Yes, I was doing some "dear hunting" 

[fightingquaker13]

Not quite the type of f*cking you'd expect from "Bambi" and "Gidget".
For the record, when I was in school I dated a girl named "Fawn".
Yes, I was doing some "dear hunting" 

Probably why you have a soft spot for Ollie North.
FQ13

[sledgemeister]

We are at it again. The infamous Moers sisters crime spree has made the headlines. They ripped off businesses by selling ads in a phony magazine that was supposedly being distributed in high schools. The real crime here? Their parents named them Bambi and Gidget! Did they really think that was going to end well?
FQ13

Background? who are the Moers sisters?

[fightingquaker13]

Background? who are the Moers sisters?

Just two schmucks who scammed about $15k from local companies. You know, I always thought that crime would take a nose dive if crooks asked themselves one question. "How much money would it take for you to voluntarily go to prison for the number of years you'll get if you get caught"? If the expected haul is less than that? You're an idiot and should find another line of work.
FQ13

[Sponsor]

[alfsauve]

Just two schmucks who scammed about $15k from local companies. You know, I always thought that crime would take a nose dive if crooks asked themselves one question. "How much money would it take for you to voluntarily go to prison for the number of years you'll get if you get caught"? If the expected haul is less than that? You're an idiot and should find another line of work.
FQ13

Except not all the satisfaction derived from a job is in the "pay",  they probably get a lot of "job satisfaction" from their line of work as well.

[alfsauve]

The real crime here? Their parents named them Bambi and Gidget!

In one of the Bond movies, he had to fight two bimbos who were circus acrobatics.  (Ended up in the swimming pool)

Weren't their names Bambi and Gidget?

[tombogan03884]

Probably why you have a soft spot for Ollie North.
FQ13

Could be, since I don't always agree with him.
Although the fellow Marine bond goes a long way.
I work with a woman named Moers, I'll have to ask if she has neices down there. 

[jstm]

Bambi & Thumper

[tombogan03884]

Bambi & Thumper

Banger and Thumper