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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: fightingquaker13 on July 10, 2011, 11:55:17 AM
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Ok, it stopped raining so I go outside to sit and drink a cup of coffee. There is a girls HS golf tournament going on on the course outside my backyard.
This has provided entertainment I thought I'd share. First, the bag carriers are hilarious. They can't use carts or caddies, even though most would get some teenage boys to volunteer for that job speedy quick (more on that topic later), so they are pushing these three wheeled bag holders. Most are pink and half have golf umbrellas over the top to protect the little darlings from the sun, rain, I don't know. All I know is that when I was in high school we, boys and girls, carried our own bags and no umbrellas allowed.Its funny to watch though, its like a flock of lady bugs moving down the fairway. You can't help but smile.
This gets to my second topic. In HS, the female golfers dressed like lesbians. Hell most of them probably were lesbians. I mean your odds of getting laid at an LPGA golf tournament were up there with those of a white guy making it big in the NBA. ;D But today? Holy crap! :o I wouldn't let my 16 year old daughter even think of leaving the house wearing what these girls were sporting. Shorts that that were ao short they require a wax job to avoid embarrassment and crop sleeved golf shirts that are so tight that you'd notice the second coat of paint they used to apply them, or know who has a nipple ring? :o When did that start? I mean seriously, sexy female golf attire (or to be fair, sexy male golf attire)? Who'd a thunk it? ;D
Granted, as a 40 year old pervert, I enjoyed the view, but female golfing attire has definitely changed since I was a horny 16 year old. I feel cheated! :'(
FQ13 who is thoroughly amused
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Admiring the aspirations of today's youth, eh FQ?
;D
Why the hell not?
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After all,....One always admires proper shaft and stroke management.
(on the course),...... ;)
Although, I've heard a golf course is a perfectly good waste of a rifle range..... :P
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You obviously never saw Jan Stevenson back in her prime! I followed her around for a loop about 30 years ago.. ;D
Anywho...it's pretty well known, especially for you southern boys. that if your daughter can play to a 10-12 handicap in HS golf, she can pretty much lock down a golf scholarship just about anywhere in the US...
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Admiring the aspirations of today's youth, eh FQ?
;D
Why the hell not?
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/images4.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/images3.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/images-1.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/images2.jpg)
After all,....One always admires proper shaft and stroke management.
(on the course),...... ;)
Although, I've heard a golf course is a perfectly good waste of a rifle range..... :P
as golf is a lovely walk in the country spoiled by a game.
In other news, a local Fargo girl, Amy Anderson (college student, all of 19 yesterday), is taking the LPGA by storm in one of her first outings at the U.S. Women’s Open by making the cut after 3 rounds of play. She's fading, but that is fun, and she is easy on the eyes.
(http://www.inforum.com/media/full/jpg/2011/07/10/0710amy.jpg)
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Fashions, hell!! Teenage girls don't look like they did when I was a horny 16 year old. Trust me, if they had looked then like they look now, I'd have noticed!! ;D
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This gets to my second topic. In HS, the female golfers dressed like lesbians. Hell most of them probably were lesbians.
AKA - Dykes on spikes.
Now, the older we get the younger and hotter the female golfers get. The fitness aspect is truly appreciated by us males. ;D ;D
Here's a link to some smokin' hotties:
http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/08/11/9-female-golfers-wed-love-to-see-naked/
All in the interest of getting in the hole golf you understand.....it's only a humid 108* today. Time to go practice!
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Those would be the shirts TW, particularly number one, that I was talking about ;D. Its a wonder they don't play the guys. Bigger and stronger my ass. Unless teenage boys are made of sterner stuff these days, they wouldn't be able to remember their own names let alone hit a golf ball straight. Between bending overin the the tiny shorts and swinging the cleavage with the tight shirts, the only people on the course able to break 100 (on nine holes) would be the girls and gay guys. No normal teenage guy would stand a chance ;D
FQ13 Who sees a coed golf tournmament going something like this
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Fashion ? Yeah, I like the stuff they put on with an air brush.
And not much paint ;D
FQ, Good one, ROFLMAO. :o ;D
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On behalf of my 17 year old daughter (who can out shoot me with her pistol), keep it in your pants Uncle Pervy!
Geesh, Creepers!
That said. There's NO WAY this chick is under 18.
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She's 21...
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On behalf of my 17 year old daughter (who can out shoot me with her pistol), keep it in your pants Uncle Pervy!
Geesh, Creepers!
Which one is she?
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(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Paula-Creamer.jpg)
Her name is Creamer. Seriously. Seriously? ? ? ? ? You can't make this stuff up!!!!! ;D :o :o :o
And if this one is your daughter, you might need to provide a little Fatherly advice! ::)
(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cristie-kerr.jpg)
OTOH, if this is she, I want to meet her!!!!!
(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/NatalieGulbis.jpg)
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Fashion ? Yeah, I like the stuff they put on with an air brush.
And not much paint ;D
Just for you, Tom
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