Ok, it stopped raining so I go outside to sit and drink a cup of coffee. There is a girls HS golf tournament going on on the course outside my backyard.
This has provided entertainment I thought I'd share. First, the bag carriers are hilarious. They can't use carts or caddies, even though most would get some teenage boys to volunteer for that job speedy quick (more on that topic later), so they are pushing these three wheeled bag holders. Most are pink and half have golf umbrellas over the top to protect the little darlings from the sun, rain, I don't know. All I know is that when I was in high school we, boys and girls, carried our own bags and no umbrellas allowed.Its funny to watch though, its like a flock of lady bugs moving down the fairway. You can't help but smile.
This gets to my second topic. In HS, the female golfers dressed like lesbians. Hell most of them probably were lesbians. I mean your odds of getting laid at an LPGA golf tournament were up there with those of a white guy making it big in the NBA.
But today? Holy crap!
I wouldn't let my 16 year old daughter even think of leaving the house wearing what these girls were sporting. Shorts that that were ao short they require a wax job to avoid embarrassment and crop sleeved golf shirts that are so tight that you'd notice the second coat of paint they used to apply them, or know who has a nipple ring?
When did that start? I mean seriously, sexy female golf attire (or to be fair, sexy male golf attire)? Who'd a thunk it?
Granted, as a 40 year old pervert, I enjoyed the view, but female golfing attire has definitely changed since I was a horny 16 year old. I feel cheated!
FQ13 who is thoroughly amused
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