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Title: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: twyacht on August 21, 2011, 08:34:08 PM
I have been dealing with a Dragonfruit aka Pittaya (pi-tye-ya) that I planted when I moved back down here in 2008. It has done nothing, even wilted, turned yellow, returned green and vibrant,   sprouted new growth, but no elusive flower, or fruit.  :-\

Than, amongst all the torrential afternoon storms, blazing sun, storms, lather, rinse, repeat....

9 sprouts of soon to be flowering buds!!!!.... BUT,  they only bloom at night...right out of a Lord Of The Rings, Tolken novel,...kinda a cactus looking prehistoric plant. Only blooms for one night,...

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/DragonFruit008.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/DragonFruit005.jpg)

The next one.
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/DragonFruit006.jpg)

This plant is about 7-9 feet in diameter with weird extensions that route off in different directions. If I get fruit, it is supposed to have mystical mojo, with foreboding fates to those that eat it....And it's supposed to be delicious.... ;D

Either way,...it's odd, different, and I had to share....

Thanks....

Homemade DragonFruit Wine?,.....Hmmmmmm....... ;)


Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: mkm on August 21, 2011, 08:41:52 PM
If nothing else, that's a pretty cool looking plant you have there.  Hope it produces for you.

I ate some dragonfruit in Beijing this summer.  It's pretty good stuff.  I must not have ate enough to get any powers though.

Good luck with it.
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 21, 2011, 08:47:54 PM
One of the local Dr's raises "Corpse flowers" he has one that is supposed to be the largest known example.
It has flowered twice since I moved here in '06.
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: red364 on August 21, 2011, 08:52:15 PM
Looks pretty cool!!
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: Pathfinder on August 21, 2011, 09:02:18 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/DragonFruit006.jpg)

If that ugly-azz plant starts telling you to "Feed me Seymour" - run like a scalded cat the other direction!!!!!







Cool flower though.
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: alfsauve on August 21, 2011, 09:05:29 PM
Very cool, Seymore!  That was the first thing that came to mind.   

My only claim to fame is our family has had Gardenia bushes at every house we've every owned.  And keeping them alive in N. Ga is no mean feat.   Not their native habitat.

Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: twyacht on August 21, 2011, 09:27:17 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r272/Dethevan/Movies/LittleShopofHorrors.jpg)

Sad but true,.... :P

I was expecting something along Little Shop Of Horrors,....but Steve Martin would have been cool.

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/images-2.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: Big Frank on August 21, 2011, 10:25:44 PM
That's one weird looking plant but it's nice to see the flowers.
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: blackwolfe on August 21, 2011, 10:53:40 PM
Nice weird looking plant and flower.  This is the second night blooming flowering plant I heard about today.  The other is the moon flower.  The one I saw was a huge plant that grows from seed.  I found this on the net about it.

http://www.moonlightsys.com/themoon/flower.html
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: Solus on August 22, 2011, 05:32:57 AM
Dragonfruit Plant....Prehistoric cactus...only blooms at night and for only one night....mystic mojo and foreboding fates...

As always, it's the few Bad Apples who give all us Firearms Enthusiasts a bad name...... ;D

But that wine sounds interesting...set up a tasting.

Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: Timothy on August 22, 2011, 05:37:28 AM
"FEED ME!"
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: alfsauve on August 22, 2011, 06:24:55 AM
Wine?  Wine?   Did someone mention wine?
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: sledgemeister on August 22, 2011, 09:05:24 AM
Dude what you got is a bloody triffid!
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 22, 2011, 01:56:18 PM
Let me get this straight, " If I get fruit, it is supposed to have mystical mojo, with foreboding fates to those that eat it....And it's supposed to be delicious.... ".

So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people? >:(
FQ13
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: Solus on August 22, 2011, 01:59:56 PM
Let me get this straight, " If I get fruit, it is supposed to have mystical mojo, with foreboding fates to those that eat it....And it's supposed to be delicious.... ".

So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people? >:(
FQ13


Hmm...It does sort of remind me of a Biblical Apple.....
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: twyacht on August 22, 2011, 07:49:31 PM
Have four more blooms tonight,... :o

Geez, between hurricanes, black helicopters, and zombies,.....


So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people?


Uh,....well.,...it was just some compost and miracle-gro,... :-\

Cost of plant 3 years ago,..... $35
Fertilizer, Compost, TLC,........$20
Possibly causing a natural disaster and Armageddon?

Priceless.... ::)

Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 22, 2011, 08:00:51 PM
Have four more blooms tonight,... :o

Geez, between hurricanes, black helicopters, and zombies,.....


So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people?


Uh,....well.,...it was just some compost and miracle-gro,... :-\

Cost of plant 3 years ago,..... $35
Fertilizer, Compost, TLC,........$20
Possibly causing a natural disaster and Armageddon?

Priceless.... ::)



Um, could you send one of those to DC?
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: Ping on August 22, 2011, 08:57:19 PM
I think Pegleg is on to something here!!!  ;D
Title: Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
Post by: blackwolfe on August 22, 2011, 10:47:19 PM
Have four more blooms tonight,... :o

Geez, between hurricanes, black helicopters, and zombies,.....


So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people?


Uh,....well.,...it was just some compost and miracle-gro,... :-\

Cost of plant 3 years ago,..... $35
Fertilizer, Compost, TLC,........$20
Possibly causing a natural disaster and Armageddon?

Priceless.... ::)



Um, could you send one of those to DC?

Wouldn't even need the compost, plenty there already.