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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2011, 05:37:28 AM »
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2011, 06:24:55 AM »
Wine?  Wine?   Did someone mention wine?
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2011, 09:05:24 AM »
Dude what you got is a bloody triffid!
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2011, 01:56:18 PM »
Let me get this straight, " If I get fruit, it is supposed to have mystical mojo, with foreboding fates to those that eat it....And it's supposed to be delicious.... ".

So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people? >:(
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2011, 01:59:56 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on August 22, 2011, 01:56:18 PM
Let me get this straight, " If I get fruit, it is supposed to have mystical mojo, with foreboding fates to those that eat it....And it's supposed to be delicious.... ".

So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people? >:(
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Hmm...It does sort of remind me of a Biblical Apple.....
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2011, 07:49:31 PM »
Have four more blooms tonight,... :o

Geez, between hurricanes, black helicopters, and zombies,.....


So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people?

Uh,....well.,...it was just some compost and miracle-gro,... :-\

Cost of plant 3 years ago,..... $35
Fertilizer, Compost, TLC,........$20
Possibly causing a natural disaster and Armageddon?

Priceless.... ::)

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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2011, 08:00:51 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on August 22, 2011, 07:49:31 PM
Have four more blooms tonight,... :o

Geez, between hurricanes, black helicopters, and zombies,.....


So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people?

Uh,....well.,...it was just some compost and miracle-gro,... :-\

Cost of plant 3 years ago,..... $35
Fertilizer, Compost, TLC,........$20
Possibly causing a natural disaster and Armageddon?

Priceless.... ::)



Um, could you send one of those to DC?
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2011, 08:57:19 PM »
I think Pegleg is on to something here!!!  ;D
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Re: My Dragonfruit Plant Is Blooming. Woe To You O' Earth & Sea....
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2011, 10:47:19 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on August 22, 2011, 07:49:31 PM
Have four more blooms tonight,... :o

Geez, between hurricanes, black helicopters, and zombies,.....


So basically your the one to blame for the goddamned hurricane bearing down on us. Thanks TW, couldn't you have just planted a lime tree like normal people?

Uh,....well.,...it was just some compost and miracle-gro,... :-\

Cost of plant 3 years ago,..... $35
Fertilizer, Compost, TLC,........$20
Possibly causing a natural disaster and Armageddon?

Priceless.... ::)



Quote from: PegLeg45 on August 22, 2011, 08:00:51 PM
Um, could you send one of those to DC?

Wouldn't even need the compost, plenty there already.

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