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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: 1911 Junkie on November 11, 2011, 11:28:27 AM
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Good 'ol Tex is back and more famous than ever.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/uncensored---extended-interview---i-just-shot-myself
Guess what? He's still a moron.
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This has to be staged.
I just don't think anyone can sound that stupid and unaware without a script. Can they?
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This has to be staged.
I just don't think anyone can sound that stupid and unaware without a script. Can they?
Yes, yes he can. Obviously you have never seen any of his youtube videos.
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I've always maintained that human kind would benefit from breeding for either intelligence and/or luck.
I've changed my mind.
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I've always maintained that human kind would benefit from breeding for either intelligence and/or luck.
I've changed my mind.
Breeding for quantity doesn't seem to be working either. Idiocracy here we come.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
It's OK though...Tex wants to be a cop!
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Yeah..and he won't reveal how many firearms he has or where he keeps them.
With that display of professional security awareness, I'd imagine he's a shooo in for a Peace Officer slot.
They can have a blast showing each other their self inflected wounds over donuts.
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Jury is out over which one in the video was the bigger ass-clown.
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Jury is out over which one in the video was the bigger ass-clown.
The main difference is that one is being payed to be an idiot; the other just is.
I have no doubt this guy is that dumb. If he hadn't shot himself, I might be able to say it is mostly an act, but he did shoot himself.
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The main difference is that one is being payed to be an idiot; the other just is.
I have no doubt this guy is that dumb. If he hadn't shot himself, I might be able to say it is mostly an act, but he did shoot himself.
And then posted the video on YouTube so every one would know he's an idiot.
Breeding for quantity doesn't seem to be working either. Idiocracy here we come.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
It's OK though...Tex wants to be a cop!
Doesn't that just make you feel safer thinking about it ? ::)
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And then posted the video on YouTube so every one would know he's an idiot.
Good point. He confirmed his idiot status by posting it on YouTube. It's likely no one outside his immediate friends and family would have ever known just how much of an idiot he is if he hadn't broadcast it to the world.
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And then posted the video on YouTube so every one would know he's an idiot.
Doesn't that just make you feel safer thinking about it ? ::)
Even worse is that he really thought posting the video would boost folks esteem of him......
Well, he's not completely useless...he can always be used as a bad example.
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Even worse is that he really thought posting the video would boost folks esteem of him......
Well, he's not completely useless...he can always be used as a bad example Dummycrap political contender.
FIFY
Yer welkum.
Crusader
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The sad thing is that he (still) sees his posting of the video as a public service announcement.
I hope he enjoys his 15 minutes of fame and that someday he realizes that the people are not laughing with him.
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Do y'all remember this one...
http://tinyurl.com/7p5sx8n (http://tinyurl.com/7p5sx8n)
All together now, "Drop the magazine first... "
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FIFY
Yer welkum.
Crusader
Due respect, but do you really think this guy votes Democratic? Sorry man, you own him. ;D
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Due respect, but do you really think this guy votes Democratic? Sorry man, you own him. ;D
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His is probably the ballot with stuff scribbled out.
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That's Super Genius.... ::)
I like his honesty, and aspirations of an LEO career,.......I'm sure the "Tex-Mega-Mall" needs another Ninja....
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Good 'ol Tex is back and more famous than ever.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/uncensored---extended-interview---i-just-shot-myself
Guess what? He's still a moron.
The scariest person in this interview is the person doing the interview.
This link shows the pre / post interview bit as well.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/uncensored---web-redemption---i-just-shot-myself?xrs=share_copy
I was going to say while Tex might be a dick at least he supports your second amendment rights. But I cant the guy is just a dick.
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The idiot is at least honest.. The punk is just a punk.
Which of the two has more hope of someday being able to be trusted with a confidence or to guard your flank?
JMO..
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The idiot is at least honest.. The punk is just a punk.
Which of the two has more hope of someday being able to be trusted with a confidence or to guard your flank?
JMO..
Uh, the guy who has proven he won't shoot himself in his own flank? Way I see it, the "news" jackass will just run off at the first sign of trouble. Tex will be there to watch my back. With a loaded gun, at night, when he's nervous.....I'll take the guy who just runs away and is no longer a threat to me for $100 Alex. ;D
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The idiot is at least honest.. The punk is just a punk.
Which of the two has more hope of someday being able to be trusted with a confidence or to guard your flank?
JMO..
I pretty much agree. I highly doubt he'll make that mistake again, but I don't think I want to be around when he's making his live fire videos.
I said earlier that the interviewer was at least being paid to be an idiot, and I still mostly stick by that. However, sledge's post brings a little more light to to subject. He says some pretty anti gun things in the intro. He's says them jokingly, but the fact that he says them at all isn't good. Either he, or his writers, likely believe them to some extent. He also juxtaposes them with video of our honest idiot shooting himself. It doesn't put guns in a good light.
Poor ole Tex gives Texans a bad name, and he's from Illinois.
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The idiot is at least honest.. The punk is just a punk.
Which of the two has more hope of someday being able to be trusted with a confidence or to guard your flank?
JMO..
Good point.. Tex might be salvageable. I doubt he has seen military service and I think a good Drill Sergeant could impress upon him the value of safe weapons handling. He might need remedial reminders from time to time, however....keep an eye on him and don't let him get behind you with a loaded weapon. Problem is, he doesn't project a favorable image for gun owners.
The interviewer is a real danger. Anyone who believes "The Constitution isn't relevant any more" and believes the 3rd Amendment was conceived due to the actions of American Revolutionary Soldiers need a history lesson. While it applies to past and present US Soldiers, it was inspired by the actions of the British Army in the colonies.
He looks a pretty lean...better set aside a longer rope for him.
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I doubt he has seen military service and I think a good Drill Sergeant could impress upon him the value of safe weapons handling. He might need remedial reminders from time to time, however....keep an eye on him and don't let him get behind you with a loaded weapon. Problem is, he doesn't project a favorable image for gun owners.
Sounds like you're describing Dick Cheney! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Sounds like you're describing Dick Cheney! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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yeah ;D ;D
At least Cheney didn't post the video.