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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: PegLeg45 on February 03, 2012, 09:46:05 PM
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Why do I like to carry big bore handguns around?
Rabid 900-pound cow attacks Georgia farmer
MARYSVILLE — A Georgia farmer is recovering after being attacked by a 900-pound rabid cow.
Raymond Parks tells WXIA-TV (http://on.11alive.com/xIKbvX) that the cow head-butted him and broke some of his ribs. Parks says he was thrown into a barbed-wire fence during the attack, which he feared he would not survive.
Parks says he went for his shotgun, and fired three blasts at the animal. The cow then slowly walked away, and was eventually put down by a veterinarian.
Parks, who is in his early 70s, says the ordeal has led him to consider retiring from farming.
His Jackson County farm, about 60 miles northeast of Atlanta, is not far from the spot where a rabid bobcat was recently discovered.
http://tiftongazette.com/local/x2053730030/Rabid-900-pound-cow-attacks-Georgia-farmer
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It was the farmer fault - the cow did tell him to Mooo-ve along ;D
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It was the farmer fault - the cow did tell him to Mooo-ve along ;D
***GROAN***
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***GROAN***
I could have said he was having a udderly bad day.
Its jucky I wasnt 'milking" this topic for responses :P
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This is the only logical result of that darned "Eat Mor Chikken" ad campaign.
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I think it's a bunch of bull. ;D
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"Parks says he went for his shotgun, and fired three blasts at the animal. The cow then slowly walked away, and was eventually put down by a veterinarian."
Shot placement, shot placement, shot placement! ;D
I was run over by a cow coming back in the parlor through the exit after milking when I was 17, big dumb animals. At the same dairy I watched a sick cow take 2 or 3 rounds of 30-30 to the head to go down from 10 feet away.
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We had a patient not long ago with an admitting diagnosis of "head butted by a cow".
I guess it happens. :P
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
A: GROUND BEEF
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
A: GROUND BEEF
Q: How DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
A: DON'T BOTHER....IT COULDN'T COME TO YOU IF IT WANTED TO.
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Q: How DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
A: DON'T BOTHER....IT COULDN'T COME TO YOU IF IT WANTED TO.
What do you call a cow who had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
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What do you call a cow who had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
Depends on which two legs......... ;D
If the back legs are gone, call him 'ramp'........
Front legs gone, call him 'dozer'..........
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