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Attack Cows
« on: February 03, 2012, 09:46:05 PM »
Why do I like to carry big bore handguns around?

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Rabid 900-pound cow attacks Georgia farmer

MARYSVILLE — A Georgia farmer is recovering after being attacked by a 900-pound rabid cow.

Raymond Parks tells WXIA-TV (http://on.11alive.com/xIKbvX) that the cow head-butted him and broke some of his ribs. Parks says he was thrown into a barbed-wire fence during the attack, which he feared he would not survive.

Parks says he went for his shotgun, and fired three blasts at the animal. The cow then slowly walked away, and was eventually put down by a veterinarian.

Parks, who is in his early 70s, says the ordeal has led him to consider retiring from farming.

His Jackson County farm, about 60 miles northeast of Atlanta, is not far from the spot where a rabid bobcat was recently discovered.

http://tiftongazette.com/local/x2053730030/Rabid-900-pound-cow-attacks-Georgia-farmer




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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 10:05:41 PM »
It was the farmer fault - the cow did tell him to Mooo-ve along  ;D
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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 10:14:44 PM »
Quote from: sledgemeister on February 03, 2012, 10:05:41 PM
It was the farmer fault - the cow did tell him to Mooo-ve along  ;D

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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 10:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on February 03, 2012, 10:14:44 PM

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I could have said he was having a udderly bad day.

Its jucky I wasnt 'milking" this topic for responses  :P
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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2012, 10:19:25 AM »
This is the only logical result of that darned "Eat Mor Chikken" ad campaign. 
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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2012, 11:05:02 AM »
 I think it's a bunch of bull.  ;D
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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 12:25:28 PM »
"Parks says he went for his shotgun, and fired three blasts at the animal. The cow then slowly walked away, and was eventually put down by a veterinarian."

Shot placement, shot placement, shot placement!   ;D

I was run over by a cow coming back in the parlor through the exit after milking when I was 17, big dumb animals.  At the same dairy I watched a sick cow take 2 or 3 rounds of 30-30 to the head to go down from 10 feet away. 
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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 11:26:20 PM »
We had a patient not long ago with an admitting diagnosis of "head butted by a cow".

I guess it happens.  :P
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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2012, 02:05:30 PM »
Q:  WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?















A: GROUND BEEF
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Re: Attack Cows
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2012, 02:07:45 PM »
Quote from: mauler on February 06, 2012, 02:05:30 PM
Q:  WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?

A: GROUND BEEF

Q:  How DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?


A: DON'T BOTHER....IT COULDN'T COME TO YOU IF IT WANTED TO.
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