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Title: Sex with the dead
Post by: DGF on February 18, 2012, 10:09:52 AM
It seems very unfair. The dead have been allowed to vote in Illinois for decades. Now they want to pass law that denies them the right to have sex.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/proposed-illinois-law-would-outlaw-moving-or-sex-with-corpses/article_df0bfc9f-7811-5606-bc1d-4a7e85387703.html
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: tt11758 on February 18, 2012, 10:40:47 AM
They're in Illinois, so by definition they're already screwed. 
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: twyacht on February 18, 2012, 02:37:25 PM
Florida actually has no law against bestiality....the Sheep are very nervous.... ;)
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: santahog on February 18, 2012, 07:22:55 PM
There's so much wrong with the whole topic, at so many levels.. I don't even want to go there..
However...
On a finer legal point, who determines "ownership" of the deceased? At what point does it pass to the State?
When my wife passed a few years ago, I had already made the calls, so that when she left me, I just had to call the undertaker and he came and took her, but I could have taken her home and buried her there (or not), too.. I was in Maine at the time, but the law governed health hazards from decay, not moral concerns.. I'm sure that the sex thing is illegal, but I've never felt the urge to inquire......
Anyway, the point of the reply was to pose the inde of who determines ownership after death... As much as one can in this country, we "owned" each other in life..
What a peculure line of thought..
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: DGF on February 18, 2012, 07:50:52 PM
My post had not one serious bone. But it is true that in Illinois the dead have voted for decades.
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: santahog on February 19, 2012, 07:53:11 AM
My post had not one serious bone. But it is true that in Illinois the dead have voted for decades.
I know why you posted it. I wasn't trying to cast some negative image on you.
The article/publication, on the other hand, did treat the subject "grave"ly....
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: DGF on February 19, 2012, 08:13:07 AM
Ouch!
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: sledgemeister on February 19, 2012, 08:50:29 AM
Sex is boring
Incest is relatively boring
and Necrophilia is dead boring!
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: crusader rabbit on February 19, 2012, 10:40:07 AM
Sex is boring
Incest is relatively boring
and Necrophilia is dead boring!

And, sex with farm animals...???

That's just beastly!

(sorry, couldn't he'p muhsef)

Crusader

PS

But, you do know that's why Arabs wear robes, dontcha? 

'Cuz the sound of a zipper will spook whole herds of sheep in a 5 mile radius.
Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: twyacht on February 19, 2012, 11:00:24 AM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/necrophilia-zombies-worst-nightmare971.jpg)

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Title: Re: Sex with the dead
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 19, 2012, 11:40:08 AM
It seems very unfair. The dead have been allowed to vote in Illinois for decades. Now they want to pass law that denies them the right to have sex.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/proposed-illinois-law-would-outlaw-moving-or-sex-with-corpses/article_df0bfc9f-7811-5606-bc1d-4a7e85387703.html

There are some sick effin people out there

Sex is boring
Incest is relatively boring
and Necrophilia is dead boring!
And, sex with farm animals...???

That's just beastly!

(sorry, couldn't he'p muhsef)

Crusader

PS

But, you do know that's why Arabs wear robes, dontcha? 

'Cuz the sound of a zipper will spook whole herds of sheep in a 5 mile radius.
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/necrophilia-zombies-worst-nightmare971.jpg)

 ::)

There are some sick effin people in here too !  :o   ;D