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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Dakotaranger on April 17, 2008, 12:31:48 AM
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As seen on http://importantstuffornot.blogspot.com/2008/04/thank-you-barack-hussein-obama.html
What a great experience I just had! And I owe it all to B.O.
I was just at the pet store and, in the checkout line, someone asked me why I felt the "need" to wear a gun. And rather than listing all the common-sense reasons, I had the perfect line.
With a totally straight face, I said, "Because I'm bitter."
BOOO YAAAAA!
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A article by a fellow named Conner for American Handgunner titled "little lizzy" I believe is the best one I have for showing the mouths of sheepies. It can be found online at americanhandgunner.com If you can not find it I would be more than glad to email it to you.
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A article by a fellow named Conner for American Handgunner titled "little lizzy" I believe is the best one I have for showing the mouths of sheepies. It can be found online at americanhandgunner.com If you can not find it I would be more than glad to email it to you.
Interesting article. "I carry because, you know, the killer clowns...." ;D funny
But the best quote was the one that brought it all together:
"Oh, GOD! Who would not — who could not — fight without fear, suffer without sense of sacrifice, and kill or die deliberately, using the most effective means available — to protect life, liberty and a Little Lizzie? For God’s sake, who?" (emphasis mine)
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To bad Conner isn't running for POTUS. Although he did ponder it a while back, G26 with the Presidential seal and all.
Forget where I saw it but pretty much somes it up:
"I carry a gun because a cop is to heavy."
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"I carry a gun to make stupid hippies like you mad"
"I carry a gun b/c the voices in my head tell me to"
~~~~>In all seriousness, only a few close friends and family members know that I carry. So if you aint one of those people and you find out that I am carrying, then its because you just got shot!
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I carry because a cop is only a minute away.
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Or the quote from the ex marine in Armed America... "I own (carry) a gun because I'm a f***ing American!"
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Or the quote from the ex marine in Armed America... "I own (carry) a gun because I'm a f***ing American!"
Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner!
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I vary my response. "because I can" "because its my right" " its doctors orders"
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I vary my response. "because I can" "because its my right" " its doctors orders"
Yep helps me with my balance ;D
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...because I have the right, and responsibility to protect my family by any means necessary!
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Same reason I carry a pocket knife... Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
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" It's a freedom thing, You wouldn't understand."
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" It's a freedom thing, You wouldn't understand."
I think this is the winner
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Glad you like it ;D
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" It's a freedom thing, You wouldn't understand."
Second Place