Things to tell bho supporters if they ask you why you carry:

[Dakotaranger]

As seen on http://importantstuffornot.blogspot.com/2008/04/thank-you-barack-hussein-obama.html

What a great experience I just had! And I owe it all to B.O.

I was just at the pet store and, in the checkout line, someone asked me why I felt the "need" to wear a gun. And rather than listing all the common-sense reasons, I had the perfect line.

With a totally straight face, I said, "Because I'm bitter."

BOOO YAAAAA!

[gunman1911]

A article by a fellow named Conner for American Handgunner titled "little lizzy" I believe is the best one I have for showing the mouths of sheepies. It can be found online at americanhandgunner.com If you can not find it I would be more than glad to email it to you.

[Pathfinder]

A article by a fellow named Conner for American Handgunner titled "little lizzy" I believe is the best one I have for showing the mouths of sheepies. It can be found online at americanhandgunner.com If you can not find it I would be more than glad to email it to you.

Interesting article. "I carry because, you know, the killer clowns...."  funny

But the best quote was the one that brought it all together:

"Oh, GOD! Who would not — who could not — fight without fear, suffer without sense of sacrifice, and kill or die deliberately, using the most effective means available — to protect life, liberty and a Little Lizzie? For God’s sake, who?" (emphasis mine)

[jnevis]

To bad Conner isn't running for POTUS.  Although he did ponder it a while back, G26 with the Presidential seal and all.

Forget where I saw it but pretty much somes it up:
"I carry a gun because a cop is to heavy."

[ericire12]

"I carry a gun to make stupid hippies like you mad"

"I carry a gun b/c the voices in my head tell me to"





~~~~>In all seriousness, only a few close friends and family members know that I carry. So if you aint one of those people and you find out that I am carrying, then its because you just got shot!

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[ellis4538]

I carry because a cop is only a minute away.

[jaybet]

Or the quote from the ex marine in Armed America... "I own (carry) a gun because I'm a f***ing American!"

[ericire12]

Or the quote from the ex marine in Armed America... "I own (carry) a gun because I'm a f***ing American!"

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner!

[2HOW]

I vary my response. "because I can" "because its my right"  " its doctors orders"

[gunman1911]

I vary my response. "because I can" "because its my right"  " its doctors orders"

Yep helps me with my balance