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Title: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: tt11758 on September 12, 2012, 11:50:52 AM

A few minutes ago I saw a car, driven by what appeared to be a soccer mom, upon which was affixed a bumper sticker that read, "I Carry a handgun cuz a shotgun won't fit in my purse."

M'ette needs one of those.  ;D

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: BAC on September 12, 2012, 12:27:51 PM

She does love her shotguns, doesn't she?

My favorite bumper sticker was made by a friend of mine years ago:  Honk if you're illiterate.

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: Pecos Bill on September 12, 2012, 09:30:30 PM

How about "keep honking I'm reloading"?

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: jaybet on September 12, 2012, 10:46:23 PM

"Honk if you're still hoping for change."

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: alfsauve on September 13, 2012, 08:13:36 AM

I like that Jaybet. 

How about:  "Honk if you're still hoping for change and are illiterate"  ??

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: crusader rabbit on September 13, 2012, 08:15:18 AM

"Navy SEALS eliminated one threat to America.
Eliminate another in November"

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: philw on September 13, 2012, 08:19:46 AM

i have to get this..

(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5906044/il_570xN.351895208.jpg)

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: bulldog75 on September 13, 2012, 10:31:10 PM

Republican because somebody has to pay the bills

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: Magoo541 on September 13, 2012, 11:49:20 PM

I got out of the Army and can finally carry a loaded firearm.

Ok not a bumper sticker but its true.

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: TAB on September 14, 2012, 12:40:01 AM

I saw one that said this( or pretty damn close too it.) " life is like a penis, its soft, straight and just hanging out.   then women come by and make it hard"   even my wife lol at it.

Title: Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
Post by: alfsauve on September 14, 2012, 07:05:33 AM

Quote from: Magoo541 on September 13, 2012, 11:49:20 PM

I got out of the Army and can finally carry a loaded firearm.

Ok not a bumper sticker but its true.

I remember having to pull guard duty and they gave me a san-browne belt and told me that was my "authority" in case I had any trouble. 

But come to think of it, the belt was probably better than an empty gun.