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Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« on: September 12, 2012, 11:50:52 AM »
A few minutes ago I saw a car, driven by what appeared to be a soccer mom, upon which was affixed a bumper sticker that read, "I Carry a handgun cuz a shotgun won't fit in my purse."

M'ette needs one of those.  ;D
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 12:27:51 PM »
She does love her shotguns, doesn't she?

My favorite bumper sticker was made by a friend of mine years ago:  Honk if you're illiterate.
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 09:30:30 PM »
How about "keep honking I'm reloading"?
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2012, 10:46:23 PM »
"Honk if you're still hoping for change."
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 08:13:36 AM »
I like that Jaybet. 

How about:  "Honk if you're still hoping for change and are illiterate"  ??
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2012, 08:15:18 AM »
"Navy SEALS eliminated one threat to America.
Eliminate another in November"
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 08:19:46 AM »
i have to get this..

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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 10:31:10 PM »
Republican because somebody has to pay the bills
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 11:49:20 PM »
I got out of the Army and can finally carry a loaded firearm.

Ok not a bumper sticker but its true.
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker Of The Year
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 12:40:01 AM »
I saw one that said this( or pretty damn close too it.) " life is like a penis, its soft, straight and just hanging out.   then women come by and make it hard"   even my wife lol at it.
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