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Title: I have found my costume....
Post by: TAB on October 27, 2012, 06:34:18 PM
I am going to be a kiss construction employee....  I will be wearing boots, work pants, high viz yellow, my hard hat and a tool belt full of herseys kiss.   
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: Dakotaranger on October 27, 2012, 07:05:06 PM
I am going to be a kiss construction employee....  I will be wearing boots, work pants, high viz yellow, my hard hat and a tool belt full of herseys kiss.   
Great idea
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 27, 2012, 07:24:59 PM
This differs from the "Village People" how? ;D
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: Ichiban on October 27, 2012, 07:33:46 PM
http://www.costumesgalore.net/costumes/group/village_people/construction_worker_costume_0040.html (http://www.costumesgalore.net/costumes/group/village_people/construction_worker_costume_0040.html)

http://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Village-People-Construction-Costume/dp/B002RC2Y0S (http://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Village-People-Construction-Costume/dp/B002RC2Y0S)
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 27, 2012, 07:41:57 PM
This differs from the "Village People" how? ;D

ROFL  It doesn't, which considering where he's going is kinda the idea.
Plus it has the added advantage that he already has all but the candy. 
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: TAB on October 27, 2012, 07:56:15 PM
Have  the candy too   lol   had the shirt made  lol
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: Solus on October 27, 2012, 08:07:30 PM
you got a lot of good built in lines there too...

Can ask any woman if she'd like a kiss and just hold out your hand with one if she looks like she is about to smack you.

When they say yes,  then you got....  open your mouth and close your eyes....   if they say no...   you come back with    Oh,  you'd rather do it yourself?

you got some time to think up some some more.

Have fun  :) :) :)
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 27, 2012, 08:22:25 PM
Have  the candy too   lol   had the shirt made  lol

I think you're supposed to skip the shirt .   ;D

I'm addicted to the cinnamon candies called fire balls out here the most common brand is "Toms".
Years ago I worked with this rather crass woman,
one day I was eating one of those convenience store prepackaged chicken salad sandwiches, she walked over and sort of pinched it and in a disgusted tone said  "Eeew"
I held out a fireball to her and said "Now that you've choked my chicken do you want to suck on one of my balls ?"
She unwrapped it, popped it in her mouth and THEN realized what I had said.
I never saw her again the rest of the shift    ;D
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: TAB on October 28, 2012, 05:02:59 AM
one teaser pic    (http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/The_AnkLe_BiTeR/085.jpg)
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: Pathfinder on October 28, 2012, 07:51:04 AM
one teaser pic    (http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/The_AnkLe_BiTeR/085.jpg)

Um, you're on the left? Or right?   ???   :o

 8)
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 28, 2012, 10:38:22 AM
Um, you're on the left? Or right?   ???   :o

 8)

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I think I'd prefer to be in the middle. ;D
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: Timothy on October 28, 2012, 10:44:35 AM
I think that TAB's doctor wifey is setting him up and the dumby just ain't bright enuf to see it...

Maybe not!

 ;D

Been married for nearly 30 years and had several dozen girlfriends before that......I can attest to one thing with absolute certainty!

Women are sneaky.....
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: TAB on October 28, 2012, 02:22:15 PM
I have to admit, I also basicly got raped by stripers..  14 people in the group.  They all bought me lap dances. Back to back.  At one point I had 3 on me.  I was litterly carried on stage.   I was not amused or "happy".  I DON'T THINK i will ever get the smell out or the gliter off.
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: Timothy on October 28, 2012, 02:30:33 PM
The smell of stripers (fish) can be pretty bad...

The smell of strippers (neked ladies) can be pretty bad as well..

 ;D
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: TAB on October 28, 2012, 03:02:16 PM
Not naked. Panties and pasetys... Its the damn loations they wear.  They stink and then there is the gilter.   lap dances do nothing for me.   not even a little rise.  Hell about the only time I was actually turned on in the slightest way was during a pro long eye contact.  Which is always sexy... Still she did nothing for me.  I mean nothing and they were trying very hard to get a rise out of me.  They just don't do anything for me.
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 28, 2012, 03:08:10 PM
I have to admit, I also basicly got raped by stripers..  14 people in the group.  They all bought me lap dances. Back to back.  At one point I had 3 on me.  I was litterly carried on stage.   I was not amused or "happy".  I DON'T THINK i will ever get the smell out or the gliter off.
I hate when that happens. ;D
Title: Re: I have found my costume....
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 30, 2012, 11:16:53 PM
Not naked. Panties and pasetys... Its the damn loations they wear.  They stink and then there is the gilter.   

Still better than wearing Laotians.........   ::)


I'm up late and tired.......  ;D