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TAB

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I have found my costume....
« on: October 27, 2012, 06:34:18 PM »
I am going to be a kiss construction employee....  I will be wearing boots, work pants, high viz yellow, my hard hat and a tool belt full of herseys kiss.   
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 07:05:06 PM »
Quote from: TAB on October 27, 2012, 06:34:18 PM
I am going to be a kiss construction employee....  I will be wearing boots, work pants, high viz yellow, my hard hat and a tool belt full of herseys kiss.   
Great idea
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 07:24:59 PM »
This differs from the "Village People" how? ;D
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2012, 07:33:46 PM »
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 07:41:57 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 27, 2012, 07:24:59 PM
This differs from the "Village People" how? ;D

ROFL  It doesn't, which considering where he's going is kinda the idea.
Plus it has the added advantage that he already has all but the candy. 
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Re: I have found my costume....
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2012, 07:56:15 PM »
Have  the candy too   lol   had the shirt made  lol
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 08:07:30 PM »
you got a lot of good built in lines there too...

Can ask any woman if she'd like a kiss and just hold out your hand with one if she looks like she is about to smack you.

When they say yes,  then you got....  open your mouth and close your eyes....   if they say no...   you come back with    Oh,  you'd rather do it yourself?

you got some time to think up some some more.

Have fun  :) :) :)
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 08:22:25 PM »
Quote from: TAB on October 27, 2012, 07:56:15 PM
Have  the candy too   lol   had the shirt made  lol

I think you're supposed to skip the shirt .   ;D

I'm addicted to the cinnamon candies called fire balls out here the most common brand is "Toms".
Years ago I worked with this rather crass woman,
one day I was eating one of those convenience store prepackaged chicken salad sandwiches, she walked over and sort of pinched it and in a disgusted tone said  "Eeew"
I held out a fireball to her and said "Now that you've choked my chicken do you want to suck on one of my balls ?"
She unwrapped it, popped it in her mouth and THEN realized what I had said.
I never saw her again the rest of the shift    ;D
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2012, 05:02:59 AM »
one teaser pic   
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Re: I have found my costume....
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2012, 07:51:04 AM »
Quote from: TAB on October 28, 2012, 05:02:59 AM
one teaser pic   

Um, you're on the left? Or right?   ???   :o

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