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Title: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 22, 2012, 09:35:08 PM
You guys are gonna love this one....... mostly because we can relate so well......


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Federal Worker Reprimanded for Flatulence

Talk about an embarrassing letter to have in your file. A 38-year-old Social Security Administration employee was formally reprimanded earlier this month for his “uncontrollable flatulence” that had created a “hostile” and “intolerable” environment for the unfortunate co-workers in his Baltimore office, according to the letter posted online by the Smoking Gun. By “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” the government worker engaged in “conduct unbecoming a federal officer.”

The difficult-to-believe letter includes a log detailing dates and time when his flatulence was detected, including one day when he passed gas nine times in one day, starting at 9:45 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m.

The issue was apparently discussed with the employee numerous times over the last few months and at one point he was asked to “make it to the restroom before releasing the awful and unpleasant odor.”

Although the employee presented evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” the manager who wrote the letter notes that “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that would have uncontrollable flatulence.”

The purpose of the reprimand is “to impress upon you the seriousness of your actions,” notes the letter.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2012/12/22/federal_employee_reprimanded_for_excessive_flatulence.html

Wonder if he carpools to work?
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 22, 2012, 09:40:31 PM
He should hire himself out as a dignity hit man .  ;D
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: Timothy on December 23, 2012, 08:01:36 AM
Nine times a day!  We have one guy that rips one about every nine seconds!

:)
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: Jrlobo on December 23, 2012, 11:51:59 AM
I can just picture it now: National Boh, hard shell crabs, bay seasoning and...BOOM! The EPA will get him next.
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 23, 2012, 12:33:38 PM
He's lucky the UN has not sent weapons inspectors  ;D
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: gunman42782 on December 26, 2012, 02:52:15 PM
They would have to fire all of us where I work!
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: sledgemeister on December 27, 2012, 03:46:04 PM
where ever ye shall be, let the wind blow free!
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: TAB on December 27, 2012, 04:28:32 PM
Let me put it this way, I never had to buy jasco to strip paint.   lol
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 27, 2012, 06:54:02 PM
The rumbling growl of the toothless wonder....   :o
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 27, 2012, 08:51:25 PM
The rumbling growl of the toothless wonder. HORROR...   :o

FIFY

Let me put it this way, I never had to buy jasco to strip paint.   lol

Doesn't Ca. have regulations on that ?
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: TAB on December 27, 2012, 09:46:16 PM
No actually.   tons of other stuff is illegal.  Whats really funny, is hardware stores can sell things, that coating stores can't.
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 27, 2012, 09:55:01 PM
I think if you look hard enough you will find that Ca probably has a standard to regulate methane emissions.
Or perhaps "Noxious vapors".
After all, the science is in, everybody knows that man made global warming is caused by the excess methane emissions of all the cows we raise .
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: TAB on December 27, 2012, 11:59:30 PM
Tom most states do as well as the feds.  Its mainly for land fills and treatment plants.    most of which just burn it off.   some recycle the heat, others use it to produce power.
Title: Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 28, 2012, 08:59:11 AM
I know, I'm just taking a shot at Ca. tendency to regulate everything and the "global warming" a holes.