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Hey, Pull My Finger....
« on: December 22, 2012, 09:35:08 PM »
You guys are gonna love this one....... mostly because we can relate so well......


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Federal Worker Reprimanded for Flatulence

Talk about an embarrassing letter to have in your file. A 38-year-old Social Security Administration employee was formally reprimanded earlier this month for his “uncontrollable flatulence” that had created a “hostile” and “intolerable” environment for the unfortunate co-workers in his Baltimore office, according to the letter posted online by the Smoking Gun. By “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” the government worker engaged in “conduct unbecoming a federal officer.”

The difficult-to-believe letter includes a log detailing dates and time when his flatulence was detected, including one day when he passed gas nine times in one day, starting at 9:45 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m.

The issue was apparently discussed with the employee numerous times over the last few months and at one point he was asked to “make it to the restroom before releasing the awful and unpleasant odor.”

Although the employee presented evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” the manager who wrote the letter notes that “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that would have uncontrollable flatulence.”

The purpose of the reprimand is “to impress upon you the seriousness of your actions,” notes the letter.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2012/12/22/federal_employee_reprimanded_for_excessive_flatulence.html

Wonder if he carpools to work?
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tombogan03884

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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2012, 09:40:31 PM »
He should hire himself out as a dignity hit man .  ;D
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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2012, 08:01:36 AM »
Nine times a day!  We have one guy that rips one about every nine seconds!

:)
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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2012, 11:51:59 AM »
I can just picture it now: National Boh, hard shell crabs, bay seasoning and...BOOM! The EPA will get him next.
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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2012, 12:33:38 PM »
He's lucky the UN has not sent weapons inspectors  ;D
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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 02:52:15 PM »
They would have to fire all of us where I work!
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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2012, 03:46:04 PM »
where ever ye shall be, let the wind blow free!
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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2012, 04:28:32 PM »
Let me put it this way, I never had to buy jasco to strip paint.   lol
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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2012, 06:54:02 PM »
The rumbling growl of the toothless wonder....   :o
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Hey, Pull My Finger....
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2012, 08:51:25 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 27, 2012, 06:54:02 PM
The rumbling growl of the toothless wonder. HORROR...   :o

FIFY

Quote from: TAB on December 27, 2012, 04:28:32 PM
Let me put it this way, I never had to buy jasco to strip paint.   lol

Doesn't Ca. have regulations on that ?
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