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Title: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 03, 2009, 12:48:48 PM
"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0enAbdek7Zg

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Ichiban on March 03, 2009, 01:56:17 PM
I certainly hope that eliminates his potential for reproduction.
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ellis4538 on March 03, 2009, 02:03:34 PM
Sorta reminds me of the doorknob who tried to set off a bottle rocket sticking out of his b...h...

And they say my generation was screwed up!


Richard
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 03, 2009, 02:36:19 PM
Woohoo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU

"It works on so many levels.... Roll it again."
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: twyacht on March 03, 2009, 04:34:02 PM
Sometimes I think Darwin was right. ::)
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: tt11758 on March 03, 2009, 05:25:22 PM
I certainly hope that eliminates his potential for reproduction.

"Too stupid to breed" (or breathe, if you prefer) SHOULD be a valid verdict in a court of law!
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: blackwolfe on March 03, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
Sorta reminds me of the doorknob who tried to set off a bottle rocket sticking out of his b...h...
That was a girl on splodeTV
http://splodetv.com/drunk-girl-launches-rocket-her-ass
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Hazcat on March 03, 2009, 08:19:59 PM
Saw one where a guy did it.  His stayed in longer and really torched him.  (can you say dumb ASS ;D )
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Fatman on March 03, 2009, 08:27:06 PM
Saw one where a guy did it.  His stayed in longer and really torched him.  (can you say dumb ASS ;D )

Rump roast!  ;D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 03, 2009, 08:40:46 PM
Saw one where a guy did it.  His stayed in longer and really torched him.  (can you say dumb ASS ;D )

We should try to get those two to hook up....... thats a couple that could stay together forever.
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Hazcat on March 03, 2009, 08:45:29 PM
Maybe they could share skin grafs.  ;D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Ping on March 03, 2009, 08:46:40 PM
This is some funny stuff. Glad to see that there is a sense of humor to be found on here!!!
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 03, 2009, 08:50:07 PM
This is some funny stuff. Glad to see that there is a sense of humor to be found on here!!!

I'll let that slide b/c you are new.  ;D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 03, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0enAbdek7Zg

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Numb-Nuts"...... ;D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 03, 2009, 11:13:47 PM
Idiots............Total 100% idiot!  ::)
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 03, 2009, 11:17:12 PM
We should try to get those two to hook up....... thats a couple that could stay together forever.

What part of they might breed do you fail to understand?
fightingquaker13 (pro-choice for a reason)
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 04, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
Idiots............Total 100% idiot!  ::)

I would appreciate it if you were a little more cordial to me and Haz
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2009, 08:38:33 AM
I would appreciate it if you were a little more cordial to me and Haz

Yeah!  What he said!  I'm not an idiot.....I'm a joker.  (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-034.gif)
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: tt11758 on March 04, 2009, 12:11:40 PM
We should try to get those two to hook up....... thats a couple that could stay together forever.


Those two would produce the dumbest babies EVER!!
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 04, 2009, 03:46:35 PM

Those two would produce the dumbest babies EVER!!

They'd have to go some to beat their parents.
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: Big Frank on March 05, 2009, 10:01:54 PM
Big bottle rockets are only slighty cooler than lava. That would really hurt but I shoot small ones out of my hands. It's fun to shoot big ones into a lake and watch the underwater fireball.  8)
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 05, 2009, 10:07:55 PM
I had one of those small TNT fireworks blow up in my hand once....... you know, those little ones that come tied to about 500-1000 others and sound like a machine gun when you light it....... Thankfully it was only one, but for about 15 minutes it felt like someone had hit my hand with a hammer.




...... Yes mamma, I learned my lesson....... but man I still love to blow shit up!
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: blackwolfe on March 05, 2009, 10:48:53 PM
I had a jerk shoot one at me once and hit me in the cheek. Singed the beard a bit.  He thought it was funny until I lit a brick of firecrakers off about 3 feet behind the chair he was sitting in, then it was a different story.
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 05, 2009, 10:50:34 PM
I had one of those small TNT fireworks blow up in my hand once....... you know, those little ones that come tied to about 500-1000 others and sound like a machine gun when you light it....... Thankfully it was only one, but for about 15 minutes it felt like someone had hit my hand with a hammer.




...... Yes mamma, I learned my lesson....... but man I still love to blow shit up!

We do NOT want to get together, see I've got this book of formulas.......    ;D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 06, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
I had one of those small TNT fireworks blow up in my hand once....... you know, those little ones that come tied to about 500-1000 others and sound like a machine gun when you light it....... Thankfully it was only one, but for about 15 minutes it felt like someone had hit my hand with a hammer.




...... Yes mamma, I learned my lesson....... but man I still love to blow shit up!

I was helping a friend clear stumps off his dad's land back when you could go to the courthouse and get a blasting permit (good for 30 days) and then go buy a case Dynamite from a local hardware store in our area.
We had some left over that we had to 'dispose of' so we put four sticks in an old refrigerator he had down at their burn pile and lit the fuse.........woooohaaaaa........that was fun. It made a mess of that fridge.

Fun times..... :D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 06, 2009, 09:44:55 PM
If you can catch a rerun of Wreckreation Nation on the Discovery Channel, try to watch the one where they did the explosives episode........ They were using what I think they called "innert chemical explosives"......... they would only explode if you shot them with a high powered rifle...... .223 or greater.......It was a great episode...... They said it was completely legal as long as you did it on private land..... and if you can do it in California, it has to be legal everywhere else on the planet........  They were blowing up anything you could possibly imagine..... they did a Fridge too...... they even put small charges on clay pigeons and shot skeet with them...... two of my favorite things...... man I was in heaven...... I wish July 4th would hurry up and get here!
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 06, 2009, 10:59:47 PM
I was helping a friend clear stumps off his dad's land back when you could go to the courthouse and get a blasting permit (good for 30 days) and then go buy a case Dynamite from a local hardware store in our area.
We had some left over that we had to 'dispose of' so we put four sticks in an old refrigerator he had down at their burn pile and lit the fuse.........woooohaaaaa........that was fun. It made a mess of that fridge.

Fun times..... :D
 

You must have been related to my high school buddy Mr. X. I won't even allude to his name because of his current employment. When we were in school we went on a three day canoe trip along the Peace River. Day 2 was cold for Fl. and we built a fire in an old bull hole (for you city folks, thats where a bull paws a hole in the the ground about 3' by 4'). An ideal fire pit, and being sixteen, with a couple of bottles of whiskey we made the most of it with a thoroughly righteous bonfire. All was good until Mr. X decided to throw the propane cylinder from the camp stove into the fire. (If you're reading Tom ,this is why I don't like guns in bars).  We watched it arc up and then fall in sort of horrified fascination. All six of us scurried down the three foot bank to the waters edge, in the cold, mud and bugs, where we took turns slapping Mr. X around while we listened to Mr. X'c girl explain in graphic and exquisite, and for me quite educational, detail about all the thinge he would be missing (a woman of hidden talents it seems). It helped pass the thirty minutes till the valve on that canister blew and shot an impressive jet of flame.The scary thing is that Mr. X is now Lt. Colonel X, USAF. He flys B-2's and has active nuclear warheads at his disposal. Be afraid, be very afraid.
fightinfquaker12
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2009, 12:49:14 PM
Damn.......the guy in my story sells flowers for a living now.        ;D

Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: tt11758 on March 07, 2009, 01:28:43 PM
Damn.......the guy in my story sells flowers for a living now.        ;D



I'd be more afraid of the flower guy.............you wouldn't necessarily EXPECT shit like that from him!!  ;D
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 07, 2009, 04:44:21 PM
I'd be more afraid of the flower guy.............you wouldn't necessarily EXPECT shit like that from him!!  ;D

Wheres Eric with his "comment of the day" trophy ?
Title: Re: Wont his momma be proud
Post by: ericire12 on March 07, 2009, 09:10:57 PM
Wheres Eric with his "comment of the day" trophy ?

Help yourself