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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2009, 10:01:54 PM »
Big bottle rockets are only slighty cooler than lava. That would really hurt but I shoot small ones out of my hands. It's fun to shoot big ones into a lake and watch the underwater fireball.  8)
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2009, 10:07:55 PM »
I had one of those small TNT fireworks blow up in my hand once....... you know, those little ones that come tied to about 500-1000 others and sound like a machine gun when you light it....... Thankfully it was only one, but for about 15 minutes it felt like someone had hit my hand with a hammer.




...... Yes mamma, I learned my lesson....... but man I still love to blow shit up!
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2009, 10:48:53 PM »
I had a jerk shoot one at me once and hit me in the cheek. Singed the beard a bit.  He thought it was funny until I lit a brick of firecrakers off about 3 feet behind the chair he was sitting in, then it was a different story.
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2009, 10:50:34 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on March 05, 2009, 10:07:55 PM
I had one of those small TNT fireworks blow up in my hand once....... you know, those little ones that come tied to about 500-1000 others and sound like a machine gun when you light it....... Thankfully it was only one, but for about 15 minutes it felt like someone had hit my hand with a hammer.




...... Yes mamma, I learned my lesson....... but man I still love to blow shit up!

We do NOT want to get together, see I've got this book of formulas.......    ;D
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2009, 09:20:56 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on March 05, 2009, 10:07:55 PM
I had one of those small TNT fireworks blow up in my hand once....... you know, those little ones that come tied to about 500-1000 others and sound like a machine gun when you light it....... Thankfully it was only one, but for about 15 minutes it felt like someone had hit my hand with a hammer.




...... Yes mamma, I learned my lesson....... but man I still love to blow shit up!

I was helping a friend clear stumps off his dad's land back when you could go to the courthouse and get a blasting permit (good for 30 days) and then go buy a case Dynamite from a local hardware store in our area.
We had some left over that we had to 'dispose of' so we put four sticks in an old refrigerator he had down at their burn pile and lit the fuse.........woooohaaaaa........that was fun. It made a mess of that fridge.

Fun times..... :D
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2009, 09:44:55 PM »
If you can catch a rerun of Wreckreation Nation on the Discovery Channel, try to watch the one where they did the explosives episode........ They were using what I think they called "innert chemical explosives"......... they would only explode if you shot them with a high powered rifle...... .223 or greater.......It was a great episode...... They said it was completely legal as long as you did it on private land..... and if you can do it in California, it has to be legal everywhere else on the planet........  They were blowing up anything you could possibly imagine..... they did a Fridge too...... they even put small charges on clay pigeons and shot skeet with them...... two of my favorite things...... man I was in heaven...... I wish July 4th would hurry up and get here!
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2009, 10:59:47 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 06, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
I was helping a friend clear stumps off his dad's land back when you could go to the courthouse and get a blasting permit (good for 30 days) and then go buy a case Dynamite from a local hardware store in our area.
We had some left over that we had to 'dispose of' so we put four sticks in an old refrigerator he had down at their burn pile and lit the fuse.........woooohaaaaa........that was fun. It made a mess of that fridge.

Fun times..... :D
 

You must have been related to my high school buddy Mr. X. I won't even allude to his name because of his current employment. When we were in school we went on a three day canoe trip along the Peace River. Day 2 was cold for Fl. and we built a fire in an old bull hole (for you city folks, thats where a bull paws a hole in the the ground about 3' by 4'). An ideal fire pit, and being sixteen, with a couple of bottles of whiskey we made the most of it with a thoroughly righteous bonfire. All was good until Mr. X decided to throw the propane cylinder from the camp stove into the fire. (If you're reading Tom ,this is why I don't like guns in bars).  We watched it arc up and then fall in sort of horrified fascination. All six of us scurried down the three foot bank to the waters edge, in the cold, mud and bugs, where we took turns slapping Mr. X around while we listened to Mr. X'c girl explain in graphic and exquisite, and for me quite educational, detail about all the thinge he would be missing (a woman of hidden talents it seems). It helped pass the thirty minutes till the valve on that canister blew and shot an impressive jet of flame.The scary thing is that Mr. X is now Lt. Colonel X, USAF. He flys B-2's and has active nuclear warheads at his disposal. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2009, 12:49:14 PM »
Damn.......the guy in my story sells flowers for a living now.        ;D

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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2009, 01:28:43 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2009, 12:49:14 PM
Damn.......the guy in my story sells flowers for a living now.        ;D



I'd be more afraid of the flower guy.............you wouldn't necessarily EXPECT shit like that from him!!  ;D
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Re: Wont his momma be proud
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2009, 04:44:21 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on March 07, 2009, 01:28:43 PM
I'd be more afraid of the flower guy.............you wouldn't necessarily EXPECT shit like that from him!!  ;D

Wheres Eric with his "comment of the day" trophy ?
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