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Title: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: Fatman on May 31, 2009, 09:53:45 PM
Family axes wedding plans, Egyptian cuts off penis

By SARAH EL DEEB, Associated Press Writer Sarah El Deeb, Associated Press Writer Sun May 31, 5:48 pm ET

CAIRO – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.

Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 31, 2009, 09:59:18 PM
I saw the title of your post and I scoffed. I thought "Hell, I'm from Florida, home of the weird, where I will soon be able make money hunting Pythons. That Ky. boy doesn't stand a chance". But, you're right, you win.
FQ13
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: TAB on May 31, 2009, 10:01:39 PM
and his new nick name is stubby.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: 1911 Junkie on May 31, 2009, 10:22:38 PM
I hope I never become that "In Love".  8)
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 31, 2009, 10:57:03 PM
Thats because you just don't understand true love. Most people trapped in a culture like that with an asshat of father who can control their life, would just raid the family bank account and run off to Cairo wth the girl. But TRUE love, well, thats special. You cut your own dick off to spite the old man. That'll show him!
FQ13 who is wondering again how we deter these people, because if threatening to cut their dicks off doesn't work I'm kind of at a loss ::)
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 31, 2009, 11:28:19 PM
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CAIRO – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

BY GOLLY....HE SHOWED THEM.....DIDN'T HE?    :o









Stupid bastard.   ::)
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
BY GOLLY....HE SHOWED THEM.....DIDN'T HE?    :o









Stupid bastard.   ::)
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Might be more effective than you think, no grand kids.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: TAB on June 01, 2009, 12:16:26 AM
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Might be more effective than you think, no grand kids.

they could still harvest sperm... he just can't give it away  ::)
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2009, 12:27:31 AM
they could still harvest sperm... he just can't give it away  ::)

All the responsibility and none of the fun ! But I don't think anyone would let their daughter marry him if he can't "do his duty". In that society infertility is grounds for a guy to get rid of a wife, I suspect that not having a dick will get him left off the Match makers list.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: True_Texan on June 01, 2009, 12:52:39 AM
That really kicks the old saying, Cut off your nose to spite your face, up a few notches.

Glad he has voluntarily taken him self out of the gene pool.

they could still harvest sperm... he just can't give it away  ::)

^^^^Anyone that does this for him, should be forcefully removed from the gene pool.^^^^
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory..
Post by: Rob10ring on June 01, 2009, 02:03:53 AM
and his new nick name is stubby.
Ouch! â€ĶI guess he could also be called "Ken Doll".

Hey, I feel bad for the guy. We are allowed to marry all of the lower class girls that we want. If the governments keep giving away all of our money, we can simply drop a few class levels to match those of the ones we love.

FQ - How can you make money hunting pythons?
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory..
Post by: Green Mountain Gringo on June 01, 2009, 05:00:52 AM

FQ - How can you make money hunting pythons?


Fuzdaddy...he'd be referring to this.  http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=6956.0
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory..
Post by: philw on June 01, 2009, 06:09:32 AM
That really kicks the old saying, Cut off your nose to spite your face, up a few notches.

Glad he has voluntarily taken him self out of the gene pool.

^^^^Anyone that does this for him, should be forcefully removed from the gene pool.^^^^

Well at least the dipshit seems to have removed himself from the gene pool.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory..
Post by: Pathfinder on June 01, 2009, 09:05:58 AM
Well at least the dipshit seems to have removed himself from the gene pool.

Yup, 1 down, sooooooooooooooooo damn many to go.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: tt11758 on June 01, 2009, 11:25:44 AM
Lends a whole new meaning to the term "half-cocked", don't it?
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 01, 2009, 11:44:11 AM
Wonder if the hardware store will trade his Extenze for Super Glue?
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 01, 2009, 12:17:54 PM
All the responsibility and none of the fun ! But I don't think anyone would let their daughter marry him if he can't "do his duty". In that society infertility is grounds for a guy to get rid of a wife, I suspect that not having a dick will get him left off the Match makers list.

Yes...his eHarmony.com rejection letter is in the mail already.........I can see the commercial now.     ;D







I think this guy tops the transvestite in Albany, Ga a few years ago that cut his feet off with a circular saw because he was lonely and needed attention............of course the tranny DID get to go on the Jerry Springer Show....
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: Timothy on June 01, 2009, 01:38:33 PM
Maybe this guy reaaaalllyyy wanted an innie, not an outie!
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: shooter32 on June 01, 2009, 01:42:44 PM
Maybe this guy reaaaalllyyy wanted an innie, not an outie!

Hell of a way to make a statement :o
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: twyacht on June 01, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
It "literally" took "balls" to cut it off too. :o


Hey, how's the corner this week?
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2009, 06:41:35 PM
It "literally" took "balls" to cut it off too. :o


Hey, how's the corner this week?


No, according to the story , it took a knife  ;D
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: Frisco on June 01, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
I hope I never become that "In Love".  8)

Truer words have seldom been spoken.  NO broad, and I mean NO broad is worth me cutting off me johnson.  Not even in the realm of things I would consider.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2009, 09:22:25 PM
I admit I'm cynical but a woman isn't even a good enough reason to cut off some some one else's Johnson.
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 01, 2009, 10:39:54 PM
It "literally" took "balls" to cut it off too. :o


Hey, how's the corner this week?


We're learning how to quilt the Amish Star  ;D  Come on in ... and bring bandaids!
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 01, 2009, 10:58:06 PM
This guy must be distantly related to Eric Rudolph (the Atlanta Olympics bomber who led the FBI on a months long man hunt). His brother made a video of cutting his own hand off with a skill saw to protest the treatmntof his "innocent" brother. That'll sure learn the feds! Take that you SOBs! ::)
FQ13 who is sometimes just a little (only a very little) reluctant to say he's from the South
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory..
Post by: cooptire on June 02, 2009, 08:46:17 AM
Lends a whole new meaning to the term "half-cocked", don't it?

At least he can't "go off half-cocked" either! Ouch.  ;D
Title: Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
Post by: deepwater on June 02, 2009, 07:06:36 PM
http://digg.com/d1si3F

here's another dummy..