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Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« on: May 31, 2009, 09:53:45 PM »
Family axes wedding plans, Egyptian cuts off penis

By SARAH EL DEEB, Associated Press Writer Sarah El Deeb, Associated Press Writer Sun May 31, 5:48 pm ET

CAIRO – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.

Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2009, 09:59:18 PM »
I saw the title of your post and I scoffed. I thought "Hell, I'm from Florida, home of the weird, where I will soon be able make money hunting Pythons. That Ky. boy doesn't stand a chance". But, you're right, you win.
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 10:01:39 PM »
and his new nick name is stubby.
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 10:22:38 PM »
I hope I never become that "In Love".  8)
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2009, 10:57:03 PM »
Thats because you just don't understand true love. Most people trapped in a culture like that with an asshat of father who can control their life, would just raid the family bank account and run off to Cairo wth the girl. But TRUE love, well, thats special. You cut your own dick off to spite the old man. That'll show him!
FQ13 who is wondering again how we deter these people, because if threatening to cut their dicks off doesn't work I'm kind of at a loss ::)
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 11:28:19 PM »
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CAIRO – A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

BY GOLLY....HE SHOWED THEM.....DIDN'T HE?    :o









Stupid bastard.   ::)
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2009, 12:15:25 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on May 31, 2009, 11:28:19 PM
BY GOLLY....HE SHOWED THEM.....DIDN'T HE?    :o









Stupid bastard.   ::)
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Might be more effective than you think, no grand kids.
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2009, 12:16:26 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
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Might be more effective than you think, no grand kids.

they could still harvest sperm... he just can't give it away  ::)
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2009, 12:27:31 AM »
Quote from: TAB on June 01, 2009, 12:16:26 AM
they could still harvest sperm... he just can't give it away  ::)

All the responsibility and none of the fun ! But I don't think anyone would let their daughter marry him if he can't "do his duty". In that society infertility is grounds for a guy to get rid of a wife, I suspect that not having a dick will get him left off the Match makers list.
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Re: Presenting your winner in the "you just can't make this stuff up" catagory...
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2009, 12:52:39 AM »
That really kicks the old saying, Cut off your nose to spite your face, up a few notches.

Glad he has voluntarily taken him self out of the gene pool.

Quote from: TAB on June 01, 2009, 12:16:26 AM
they could still harvest sperm... he just can't give it away  ::)

^^^^Anyone that does this for him, should be forcefully removed from the gene pool.^^^^
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