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Title: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Pathfinder on July 23, 2009, 12:17:03 PM
Zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A new undercover video has surfaced of fast moving Zombie hordes in Tennessee.

http://www.gizmotastic.com/2009/07/22/zombie-film-shot-in-moonshine-country/ (http://www.gizmotastic.com/2009/07/22/zombie-film-shot-in-moonshine-country/)

Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: ericire12 on July 23, 2009, 12:18:47 PM
Did somebody mention Zombies?!?!?   (http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/fighting0002.gif)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: shooter32 on July 23, 2009, 12:22:57 PM
Zombies and moonshine...... It's a hit ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Johnny Bravo on July 23, 2009, 02:17:38 PM
It needs guns and boobs to be a winner. Just think......Zombie Boobs ?
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 23, 2009, 02:26:15 PM
It needs guns and boobs to be a winner. Just think......Zombie Boobs ?
I'm going to have to pass on those zombie boobs. She might be hot but when you ask her to eat you................ ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Johnny Bravo on July 23, 2009, 02:30:12 PM
There you go Kid. Negative thinking. You have to look at the bright side......................OK.........I'm going to stand in the corner.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: JC5123 on July 23, 2009, 02:31:43 PM
I'm going to have to pass on those zombie boobs. She might be hot but when you ask her to eat you................ ;D

Thanks, but no thanks. I prefer my women to have a pulse. I know, picky, picky.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: tt11758 on July 23, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
Thanks, but no thanks. I prefer my women to have a pulse. I know, picky, picky.



I thought you just liked them to be moving.   ;D











Yeah, I know...........corner time!!
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 23, 2009, 04:26:56 PM
There you go Kid. Negative thinking. You have to look at the bright side......................OK.........I'm going to stand in the corner.
Don't stand. Use the recliner. There's cold beer in the fridge, plenty of jerky, crackers and cheese whiz. Enjoy the big screen and the rest of the amenities. We did a full redecoration. The man cave corner rocks. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell. ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:28:34 PM
Don't stand. Use the recliner. There's cold beer in the fridge, plenty of jerky, crackers and cheese whiz. Enjoy the big screen and the rest of the amenities. We did a full redecoration. The man cave corner rocks. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell. ;D

Well.... Deepwater and I are working on that so ya better bring some (Red Stripe, please). ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Big Frank on July 23, 2009, 04:28:52 PM
It's been so long I don't know how I like my women. But I do remember that I like women.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: tt11758 on July 23, 2009, 04:29:07 PM
Don't stand. Use the recliner. There's cold beer in the fridge, plenty of jerky, crackers and cheese whiz. Enjoy the big screen and the rest of the amenities. We did a full redecoration. The man cave corner rocks. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell. ;D


Teresa knows already.  Marshall sent her there the other day.  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: tt11758 on July 23, 2009, 04:29:46 PM
It's been so long I don't know how I like my women. But I do remember that I like women.


I like my women available, and with low self-esteem.   ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:31:19 PM

I like my women available, and with low self-esteem.   ;D

Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Big Frank on July 23, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
Where's all the dateless and desperate women?
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: deepwater on July 23, 2009, 04:32:15 PM

Teresa knows already.  Marshall sent her there the other day.  ;D

hah! should of told us, she'd never leave the corner with all trouble we start.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: shooter32 on July 23, 2009, 04:32:54 PM
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D


A man's dream ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 23, 2009, 04:34:01 PM
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D

OK ... I can see that you'll be history.

been nice knowin ya Haz.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:35:25 PM
OK ... I can see that you'll be history.

been nice knowin ya Haz.

No guts, no glory!   ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 23, 2009, 04:36:02 PM
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D
Dreams DO come true, Dreams DO come true, Dreams DO come true. ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: twyacht on July 23, 2009, 04:37:55 PM
Always good to have a true "B" movie, do good.

Remember Amazon Women on the Moon?

Great Hazerita flick,....Hope it comes out before Halloween....

More guns....Bigger Guns,.....= Dead Zombies.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: shooter32 on July 23, 2009, 04:38:15 PM

A man's dream ;D


 :o :o Did I say that :o :o

Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:39:32 PM
Always good to have a true "B" movie, do good.

Remember Amazon Women on the Moon?

Great Hazerita flick,....Hope it comes out before Halloween....

More guns....Bigger Guns,.....= Dead Zombies.


More beer.... bigger beers....= FUN posting!  ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:40:25 PM

 :o :o Did I say that :o :o



Why, yes...yes, you did!



;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: deepwater on July 23, 2009, 04:41:04 PM
More beer.... bigger beers....More Pisco.....= FUN posting!  ;)
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: shooter32 on July 23, 2009, 04:42:48 PM


time for a conference call...LOL ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:44:17 PM
time for a conference call...LOL ;D

SURE!  Want me to PM ya with the number?
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: deepwater on July 23, 2009, 04:44:28 PM
uuuhhhh what was this thread about to begin with?  




oh never mind
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: shooter32 on July 23, 2009, 04:48:36 PM
SURE!  Want me to PM ya with the number?

Damn... I'm on my out the door.. leaving work to pick up the wife from work...

I'll still take the number  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: blackwolfe on July 23, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
It's been so long I don't know how I like my women. But I do remember that I like women.
Where's all the dateless and desperate women?

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Quote from: jumbofrank on Today at 04:28:52 PM
It's been so long I don't know how I like my women. But I do remember that I like women.



I like my women available, and with low self-esteem.   \

Don't forget to add  they need to be of questionable moral character.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Pathfinder on July 23, 2009, 05:27:40 PM

A man's dream ;D

Especially if she owns a liquor store.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: JC5123 on July 23, 2009, 05:40:50 PM
Especially if she owns a liquor store.


Better if she owned a general store.

Beer, Bait, and Ammo.
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 23, 2009, 05:44:34 PM
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D


So............ you're lookin' fer a Pygmy with a coffee table on her head........ ??









 ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 05:48:11 PM

So............ you're lookin' fer a Pygmy with a coffee table on her head........ ??









 ;D

UHHHHH....Peg, ya been away from the scene fer too long!  ;)






;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 23, 2009, 05:55:59 PM
You're right....how 'bout a midget with a TV tray ?



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Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 05:58:03 PM
You're right....how 'bout a midget with a TV tray ?



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ROTF-BOMN !
Title: Re: Just when you thought it was safe
Post by: deepwater on July 23, 2009, 05:58:42 PM
kudos to the first to figure out the bomn
 ;)