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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2009, 05:27:40 PM »

A man's dream ;D

Especially if she owns a liquor store.
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2009, 05:40:50 PM »
Especially if she owns a liquor store.


Better if she owned a general store.

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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2009, 05:44:34 PM »
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D


So............ you're lookin' fer a Pygmy with a coffee table on her head........ ??









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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2009, 05:48:11 PM »

So............ you're lookin' fer a Pygmy with a coffee table on her head........ ??









 ;D

UHHHHH....Peg, ya been away from the scene fer too long!  ;)






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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2009, 05:55:59 PM »
You're right....how 'bout a midget with a TV tray ?








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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2009, 05:58:03 PM »
You're right....how 'bout a midget with a TV tray ?










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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2009, 05:58:42 PM »
kudos to the first to figure out the bomn
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