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Title: President Obama, aka........
Post by: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 12:21:54 PM: -The Post Turtle in Chief

-The Messiah

-CEO of General Motors

-Head of the Banking Industry

-The worlds greatest con artist

-Dr. Obama

-Mr. Teleprompter

-The Empty Suit

Did I miss any?!?!?

*Keep it clean, boys
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Post by: shooter32 on July 28, 2009, 12:26:03 PM: The socialist
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Post by: deepwater on July 28, 2009, 12:27:17 PM: The Low Bred Pinko Commie..

none of the rest can be posted, so I think that is the last one for me... ;)
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Post by: Hazcat on July 28, 2009, 12:28:56 PM: The apologist
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Post by: tombogan03884 on July 28, 2009, 12:32:33 PM: Socialist, illegal alien, usurping, bastard
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 12:32:54 PM: -The arbiter of race
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Post by: JC5123 on July 28, 2009, 12:34:46 PM: Soros, Pelosi Finger Puppet
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Post by: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 12:36:14 PM: -Maximum Barry (Made famous by Michael Bane)
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Post by: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 01:04:13 PM: -A pig in a poke
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Post by: tombogan03884 on July 28, 2009, 01:06:14 PM: " Kneepad Barry", also made popular by MB

"That shithead" which is the second most common one used when I'm talking with my Dad. ;D
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Post by: WatchManUSA on July 28, 2009, 01:18:36 PM: Cesar Obamus

Obamus Maximus

Maximum Berry
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Post by: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 01:20:14 PM: Jimmy Carter
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: JC5123 on July 28, 2009, 01:53:10 PM: Quote from: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
Jimmy Carter

Well if you're going to go THAT route, let's just skip the pleasantries and get to it.....

Adolf Obama
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 28, 2009, 06:18:17 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 28, 2009, 12:32:33 PM
Socialist, illegal alien, usurping, bastard
My favorite. I'm a stickler for accuracy.
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: Pathfinder on July 28, 2009, 07:16:20 PM: The Obamanation

Barry Soetoro
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 07:20:29 PM: - Asshat
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 28, 2009, 07:31:16 PM: Quote from: Kid Shelleen on July 28, 2009, 06:18:17 PM
My favorite. I'm a stickler for accuracy.

And it's GREEN ;D I love it ;D
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: philw on July 28, 2009, 09:57:32 PM: Quote from: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
Jimmy Carter
Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.

Quote from: JC5123 on July 28, 2009, 01:53:10 PM
Well if you're going to go THAT route, let's just skip the pleasantries and get to it.....

Adolf Obama

hehe we are thinking a like

Mein Fuhrer

few more jokes for you all

Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?

A. Karl Marx had way more experience.

Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy didn't want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why did Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why did Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of George Bush jokes.

Q. Why did David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.

Q. Why did Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she was running out of other crazy things to do.

Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.

Q. Did Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
A. He'll stalled first.

Q. How did Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.

Q. Why did Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.

Q. Why did sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.

Q Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured.
A He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.

Why doesn't Obama pray?

It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

TV Stations have just changed there names as well
New Barack Channel (NBC)

Another Barack Channel (ABC)

My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 10:40:31 PM: -Spendy McSpendalot
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Post by: PegLeg45 on July 28, 2009, 10:45:07 PM: hemorrhoid
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Post by: Pathfinder on July 30, 2009, 05:07:41 AM: The Won

0bama (that's a zero at the beginning, not a capital Oh)

Asshat
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Post by: Dakotaranger on July 30, 2009, 05:12:17 AM: Comrade President

Traitor
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Post by: tombogan03884 on July 30, 2009, 08:47:19 AM: The enemy
Or should that be the "enema" .
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Post by: bjc1369 on July 31, 2009, 12:54:59 PM: BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: tt11758 on July 31, 2009, 06:00:37 PM: Douchebag-In-Chief
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Post by: FyreSarge on July 31, 2009, 06:11:18 PM: The anti-christ
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Post by: True_Texan on August 01, 2009, 04:13:01 AM: Oh-Blah-Blah-Blama

Asshelmet-n-Cheat
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Post by: r_w on August 01, 2009, 10:29:58 AM: The Manchurian...
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Post by: CDR on August 01, 2009, 11:42:43 AM: Urkel
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: nupe on August 01, 2009, 08:06:28 PM: Quote from: deepwater on July 28, 2009, 12:27:17 PM
The Low Bred Pinko Commie..

none of the rest can be posted, so I think that is the last one for me... ;)

In other words if you want the rest listen to Charlie Daniels "Uneasy Rider".

Sorry I've been out of the loop for a while so i'm doing some catching up
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 01, 2009, 10:46:42 PM: Quote from: nupe on August 01, 2009, 08:06:28 PM
In other words if you want the rest listen to Charlie Daniels "Uneasy Rider".

Sorry I've been out of the loop for a while so i'm doing some catching up

Or this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I
Title: Re: President Obama, aka........
Post by: callithump on August 03, 2009, 01:44:31 AM: The Son of Frank Davis.
My wife is an experienced Rad Tech and I showed her the internet pictures or Barak Sr., Frank Marshall Davis and Maximum Barry. I asked who's his daddy and she pointed to Davis. I asked why and she said she had taken thousands of head shots and no head is symetrical. She positioned them for the straightest picture. She knew nothing about the rumors of Davis but pegged him for the brow set and features. Solves it for me. I want a DNA test because the hint of impropriety demands an investigation.