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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 01:18:36 PM »
Cesar Obamus

Obamus Maximus

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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 01:20:14 PM »
Jimmy Carter
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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2009, 01:53:10 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
Jimmy Carter

Well if you're going to go THAT  route, let's just skip the pleasantries and get to it.....


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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2009, 06:18:17 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 28, 2009, 12:32:33 PM
Socialist, illegal alien, usurping, bastard
My favorite. I'm a stickler for accuracy.
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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 07:16:20 PM »
The Obamanation

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Re: President Obama, aka........
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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 07:20:29 PM »
- Asshat
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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 07:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Kid Shelleen on July 28, 2009, 06:18:17 PM
My favorite. I'm a stickler for accuracy.

And it's GREEN  ;D I love it  ;D
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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 09:57:32 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on July 28, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
Jimmy Carter
Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.

Quote from: JC5123 on July 28, 2009, 01:53:10 PM
Well if you're going to go THAT  route, let's just skip the pleasantries and get to it.....


Adolf Obama

hehe we are thinking a like

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few more jokes for you all

Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?

A. Karl Marx had way more experience.


Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy didn't want to be the worst President in history.


Q. Why did Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


Q. Why did Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


Q. Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of George Bush jokes.


Q. Why did David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.


Q. Why did Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she was running out of other crazy things to do.


Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.


Q. Did Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
A. He'll stalled first.


Q. How did Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.


Q. Why did Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.


Q. Why did sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.

Q Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. 
A He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.


Why doesn't Obama pray?

It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.


TV Stations have just changed there names as well
New Barack Channel (NBC)

Another Barack Channel (ABC)

My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2009, 10:40:31 PM »
-Spendy McSpendalot
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Re: President Obama, aka........
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2009, 10:45:07 PM »
hemorrhoid

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