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Title: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 07:05:58 AM
http://www.foxcarolina.com/news/20220910/detail.html

Man Accused Of Sex With Horse

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COLUMBIA, S.C. -- A South Carolina man has been arrested, accused of having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught him on surveillance camera, police said.

Police said this isn't the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery -- last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.

Police arrested Vereen on Monday when he returned to the stable 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach, where owner Barbara Kenley said a camera caught him having sex with her horse earlier this month.

This time she was waiting for him with a shotgun and said she thought about shooting him but didn't want to go to prison.

Vereen was jailed. His brother said he has mental problems and may not have been taking his medicine.

According to another news site, the horse is named "Sugar".



*Does it really warrant being labeled as a sex offender?  ::)


More here:
http://www.wyff4.com/news/20216531/detail.html
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Pathfinder on July 30, 2009, 07:10:25 AM
http://www.foxcarolina.com/news/20220910/detail.html

Man Accused Of Sex With Horse

(http://www.wyff4.com/2009/0729/20217170.jpg)

According to another news site, the horse is named "Sugar".



*Does it really warrant being labeled as a sex offender?  ::)

Ask the horse . . . .   8)
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: philw on July 30, 2009, 07:15:24 AM
that made the new here  today as well

Hmmm.... maybe he misunderstood the saying.... he seems to have saved the cowboy, rode the horse....


HAHA I wonder if the horse was male of female.


also he was probably an old "Cow poke" from way back as well...
I wonder if he got Saddle Sore?
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 07:19:36 AM
that made the new here  today as well

Hmmm.... maybe he misunderstood the saying.... he seems to have saved the cowboy, rode the horse....


HAHA I wonder if the horse was male of female.


also he was probably an old "Cow poke" from way back as well...
I wonder if he got Saddle Sore?

Female
http://www.wyff4.com/news/20216531/detail.html


Phil, I guess you could say that the guy is an animal lover.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 30, 2009, 07:31:35 AM
Yet another sex scandal from SC. I wonder whether the horse was Argentinian? "Don't cry for me.." no, thats just cruel. I do wonder though:
A) How you explain that on the cell block
B) How you explain to your neighbors when you have to inform them that youre sex offender "No sir, your children are safe, its the livestock you have to worry about."
FQ13 who is going straight to hell, but ROFL LMAO ;D
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: tt11758 on July 30, 2009, 07:38:31 AM
Yet another sex scandal from SC. I wonder whether the horse was Argentinian? "Don't cry for me.." no, thats just cruel. I do wonder though:
A) How you explain that on the cell block
B) How you explain to your neighbors when you have to inform them that youre sex offender "No sir, your children are safe, its the livestock you have to worry about."
FQ13 who is going straight to hell, but ROFL LMAO ;D


C)  How tall a ladder does is needed just for logistics?
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 07:52:12 AM

B) How you explain to your neighbors when you have to inform them that youre sex offender "No sir, your children are safe, its the livestock you have to worry about."
FQ13 who is going straight to hell, but ROFL LMAO ;D

Yeah, thats my point. Its not really a sex crime...... a horse is property...... he would not have been charged with murder for killing the horse.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 30, 2009, 08:03:00 AM
Sliding further down the adolecent barroom chatter, in terms of the description "hung like a race horse" ... has anyone asked the mare  ???
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 30, 2009, 08:03:41 AM
Yeah, thats my point. Its not really a sex crime...... a horse is property...... he would not have been charged with murder for killing the horse.
You know what your problem is Eric? You use that damn logic and commonsense thing. Until you get over that you will never understand our penal codes, particularly as regards drugs, DUI, and sex crimes. Silly rabbit. :-\
FQ13
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 30, 2009, 08:22:25 AM
   Do I believe this story ?

  Neigh.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Timothy on July 30, 2009, 08:26:25 AM
Sliding further down the adolecent barroom chatter, in terms of the description "hung like a race horse" ... has anyone asked the mare  ???

He's ruined the poor gal for all the rest of the herd.... ;)
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: philw on July 30, 2009, 08:35:43 AM
I suppose he slipped some Rohypnol in her chaff! 
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 09:35:49 AM


According to another news site, the horse is named "Sugar".





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywK_5bT8z0

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Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: shooter32 on July 30, 2009, 09:38:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emmx-IhqL40&feature=related


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 11:06:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emmx-IhqL40&feature=related



 ;D ;D

You win!

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Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 30, 2009, 11:11:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emmx-IhqL40&feature=related



 ;D ;D
Man, you should have to share a cell with that guy for a week for inflicting that on us. On the other hand, I just got a new tool for detentions. ;D
FQ13 who can be a mean SOB :o
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: shooter32 on July 30, 2009, 12:35:00 PM
Maybe this is what he had in mind :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePGADU52jbg&feature=related



 ;D





Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Pathfinder on July 30, 2009, 12:43:40 PM
Maybe this is what he had in mind :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePGADU52jbg&feature=related

 ;D


Wrong end of the horse, or so the story goes . . . .
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Big Frank on July 30, 2009, 02:13:20 PM
He needs to learn that NEIGH means NAY.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: shooter32 on July 30, 2009, 02:18:51 PM
He needs to learn that NEIGH means NAY.

LMAO ;D
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 03:36:39 PM
He needs to learn that NEIGH means NAY.

If she wont cooperate, you just got to give her the spurs
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 30, 2009, 03:49:13 PM
If she wont cooperate, you just got to giver her the spurs
Eric, have I mentioned lately that you're a little twisted? ;D
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 03:51:40 PM
Eric, have I mentioned lately that you're a little twisted? ;D

I'M twisted?

WE are up to 3 pages on horse fornicating!
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: twyacht on July 30, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
Buggery, ??? they have to go to the OLD common law books to drag that out.. I guess beastiality, wouldn't work for the repeat offender.

Have fun in prison, soap on a rope for sure around this wacko..
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Big Frank on July 30, 2009, 04:56:14 PM
A couple years ago some guy bent over and offered his butt to a horse and it tore him up. He died of infection to a perforated colon a few days later. Yes, I have the video. When someone sends me a sick or disgusting video I can usually outdo them.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 05:03:29 PM
He is a firm believer in "Ride her hard and put her away wet"


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Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 30, 2009, 05:14:10 PM
I'M twisted?

WE are up to 3 pages on horse fornicating!

Not that twisted is a bad thing. ;D

WE are up to 3 pages and I bet we hit 4 real soon.

YOU are the one using spurs for the HORSES cooperation. ;D

Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Badgersmilk on July 30, 2009, 05:25:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emmx-IhqL40&feature=related



 ;D ;D

Just couldnt get this song out of his head I'll bet! ;D  Good find!

Glad somebody else mentioned the "cowpoke" thing! ;D ;D
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: TAB on July 30, 2009, 06:08:05 PM
He is a firm believer in "Ride her hard and put her away wet"


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I prefer, get them wet, ride them hard...


Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 30, 2009, 08:48:15 PM
Buggery, ??? they have to go to the OLD common law books to drag that out.. I guess beastiality, wouldn't work for the repeat offender.

Have fun in prison, soap on a rope for sure around this wacko..
TW
As a fellow Floridian I have to remind you that oiur state legislature, for reasons known but to God, has, for the last two years tried and failed to pass an anti-bestiality law. (You just can't trust those North Florida boys). ;D
FQ13
PS I probably don't want the answer to this, but if the horse was female, why is it buggerry?
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: brosometal on July 30, 2009, 09:06:17 PM
TW
As a fellow Floridian I have to remind you that oiur state legislature, for reasons known but to God, has, for the last two years tried and failed to pass an anti-bestiality law. (You just can't trust those North Florida boys). ;D
FQ13
PS I probably don't want the answer to this, but if the horse was female, why is it buggerry?

According to what I heard today, buggery because it was discovered before completion... ?  Didn't make much sense to me either, but that is what was reported.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: jaybet on July 30, 2009, 10:25:57 PM
Just stumbled in here.  YIKES!   See ya' fellas!
Title: Comment of the day award!
Post by: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 10:27:01 PM
Just stumbled in here.  YIKES!   See ya' fellas!

Comment of the day award!

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Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Big Frank on July 31, 2009, 02:03:20 PM
Here's what wikipedia says. - As with the crime of rape, buggery required that penetration must have occurred, but ejaculation is not necessary. I guess he wasn't done.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 31, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
Here's what wikipedia says. - As with the crime of rape, buggery required that penetration must have occurred, but ejaculation is not necessary. I guess he wasn't done.
OK
1) thanks for your research
2) Way TMI but its my own fault for asking! :-\
3) Ewwwwwwww!
FQ13
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 31, 2009, 02:57:11 PM
DAMN.


PegLeg45, Who is now slapping his forehead with his palm for reading 4 pages of this madness.


Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: jframesmith on August 01, 2009, 07:53:09 AM
 I don't know what the big deal is. Mathew Broderick has been doing this for years. ???
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Pathfinder on August 01, 2009, 08:41:40 AM
I don't know what the big deal is. Mathew Broderick has been doing this for years. ???


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mean? Yes.
Nasty? Absolutely.
Snarky? Of course.

I have always wondered how much hay she ate per day?
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Big Frank on August 01, 2009, 01:05:32 PM
This guy has a thing for pony tails.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: CDR on August 01, 2009, 01:12:52 PM

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Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 01, 2009, 10:58:57 PM
I am gone for only 3 days and look what you all talk about!!

Come here!!
 Every single one of you!!  
RIGHT NOW!!!


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Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: TAB on August 01, 2009, 11:30:16 PM
I am gone for only 3 days and look what you all talk about!!

Come here!!
 Every single one of you!!  
RIGHT NOW!!!


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hey, I'm a married man, I don't think my wife would approve, then again, she may just join in.
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 01, 2009, 11:39:24 PM
I am gone for only 3 days and look what you all talk about!!

Come here!!
 Every single one of you!!  
RIGHT NOW!!!


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Don't just blame US, YOU'RE the one who started page 5
Title: Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
Post by: ericire12 on August 02, 2009, 09:06:31 PM
I still dont see how you can charge that guy with a crime.... I mean come on.... They're in love! ;D