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ericire12

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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2009, 03:36:39 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on July 30, 2009, 02:13:20 PM
He needs to learn that NEIGH means NAY.

If she wont cooperate, you just got to give her the spurs
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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2009, 03:49:13 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 03:36:39 PM
If she wont cooperate, you just got to giver her the spurs
Eric, have I mentioned lately that you're a little twisted? ;D
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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2009, 03:51:40 PM »
Quote from: Kid Shelleen on July 30, 2009, 03:49:13 PM
Eric, have I mentioned lately that you're a little twisted? ;D

I'M twisted?

WE are up to 3 pages on horse fornicating!
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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2009, 04:49:14 PM »
Buggery, ??? they have to go to the OLD common law books to drag that out.. I guess beastiality, wouldn't work for the repeat offender.

Have fun in prison, soap on a rope for sure around this wacko..
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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 04:56:14 PM »
A couple years ago some guy bent over and offered his butt to a horse and it tore him up. He died of infection to a perforated colon a few days later. Yes, I have the video. When someone sends me a sick or disgusting video I can usually outdo them.
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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
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ericire12

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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2009, 05:03:29 PM »
He is a firm believer in "Ride her hard and put her away wet"


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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 05:14:10 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 03:51:40 PM
I'M twisted?

WE are up to 3 pages on horse fornicating!

Not that twisted is a bad thing. ;D

WE are up to 3 pages and I bet we hit 4 real soon.

YOU are the one using spurs for the HORSES cooperation. ;D

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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2009, 05:25:18 PM »
Quote from: shooter32 on July 30, 2009, 09:38:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emmx-IhqL40&feature=related



 ;D ;D

Just couldnt get this song out of his head I'll bet! ;D  Good find!

Glad somebody else mentioned the "cowpoke" thing! ;D ;D
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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2009, 06:08:05 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on July 30, 2009, 05:03:29 PM
He is a firm believer in "Ride her hard and put her away wet"




I prefer, get them wet, ride them hard...


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Re: I wish I knew how to quit you....
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2009, 08:48:15 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on July 30, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
Buggery, ??? they have to go to the OLD common law books to drag that out.. I guess beastiality, wouldn't work for the repeat offender.

Have fun in prison, soap on a rope for sure around this wacko..
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As a fellow Floridian I have to remind you that oiur state legislature, for reasons known but to God, has, for the last two years tried and failed to pass an anti-bestiality law. (You just can't trust those North Florida boys). ;D
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PS I probably don't want the answer to this, but if the horse was female, why is it buggerry?
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