how to complete a census

[Hazcat]

[crusader rabbit]

Beats my method, I guess.  I open the door naked and throw myself at the feet of the census taker while loudly chanting, "He's returned, he's returned."  Of course, this method also works exceptionally well for Jehova's Witnesses and Mormon missionaries and that obnoxious dude who wants to sell me a burglar alarm system.  I don't think I'll ever see him again.

[fightingquaker13]

Beats my method, I guess.  I open the door naked and throw myself at the feet of the census taker while loudly chanting, "He's returned, he's returned."  Of course, this method also works exceptionally well for Jehova's Witnesses and Mormon missionaries and that obnoxious dude who wants to sell me a burglar alarm system.  I don't think I'll ever see him again.

Flip side is, someone might start calling you boy and telling you you have a pretty mouth, and its hard to carry concealed while naked.
FQ13

[Badgersmilk]

Maintain eye contact, and slowly, casually strip in front of them.  Ask if they like banjo music.

[fightingquaker13]

Maintain eye contact, and slowly, casually strip in front of them.  Ask if they like banjo music.

And if they say yes?
FQ

[Sponsor]

[Badgersmilk]

It's clearly time to move!     Close and lock the door.  Go pack!   

[twyacht]

I just let my friend "Gus" answer the door.



It's his favorite outfit, he can't help it, but the meds are working..

 

[bulldog75]

And if they say yes?
FQ

Tell them you have to go get your rubber chicken, a quart of motor oil and a weed eater and tell them to be prepared to not walk for a week. If they do not run at this point run and pack, better yet just run.

[crusader rabbit]

Flip side is, someone might start calling you boy and telling you you have a pretty mouth, and its hard to carry concealed while naked.
FQ13

I've always got ONE place to hide a knife.